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Goon Shower

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An Australian term describing the act of having a cheap cask of wine above ones head (either held by ones self or an individual known as the squirter) and squirting the contents into ones open mouth for a prolonged period of time, with such contents often pouring onto the face, clothes and hair, thus it is regarded as a shower of goon
Mike had a goon shower during the party
by Paul Turner December 8, 2007
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Goon Status

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The highest level of greatness and pure, natural talent. Most people with Goon Status are either really funny or really sexy, or just a combination of both. There is no other level like this except Champion Status.
Man 1: "Yo man, did you see that girl?"
Man 2: "Yeah man, why? What happened?"
Man 1: "I tapped that ass last night and now she always wants The D."
Man 2: "Man, you finally reached Goon Status!!!!"
by Greenstone June 15, 2009
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A female drinker of cask wine. The word slut is used to denote the indiscriminate selection of alcoholic beverages.
A goon slut does not have to be sexually active.

The term 'goon slut' was first coined by a genius northcliffian after he witnessed the affinity two particular Perth females had to cheap alcoholic beverages in particularly Goon. He noted that they often prefered the company of goon to that of a gentleman and ritually would administer the beverage via a funnel. This practise would render them motionless or abusive within two hours of drinking.
eg: that goon slut would even drink turpentine.

eg: lucky goon can't transmit infections or she'd have died from AIDS long ago.
by twaddles October 24, 2006
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An altercation of many goons over a dumb ting
I was at the duke's crib till some beans wanted to start a goon scrap.
by Beanazzzz June 14, 2017
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goon squad

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5 Trained Correctional Officers used to restrain and remove prisoners from area to area.
These C/O's are equipped with electronic sheilds and batons and wear full riot gear
5 Goon squad came and took the prisoner to the hole
by Mrs P August 2, 2007
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Goon Sack

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A beverage storage device which contains very cheap an nasty wine, which, is usually consumed by aboriginal's in Mungindi.
Wow Jessie looks fuckn smashed! Yeah he's been hitting the goon sack pretty hard today.
by Tony10133 August 20, 2010
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goon squaded

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When you are about to talk to a cute girl who is sitting alone and then all of a sudden a large group of guys surround her to try and get her.
I was going to go talk to that girl sitting alone during lunch but then she got goon squaded by 5 guys.
by Slumpyman November 8, 2015
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