googleosophy

Investigation, discovery, and pursuit of all that rocks on the Internet. One who practices this art is a googler.

"I'll research (fill in blank) on the net, I have a degree in Googleosophy."

by IYF May 22, 2005

arabian googles

The act of placing your testicles on your lady friends eyes to resemble goggles worn in a sandy desert.

I hacksawed your mom's ass last night and finished with some arabian googles.

by Kerry Cutler November 20, 2007

GOOGLEILLITERATE

when someone is too dumb to use google to find what they need.

"where can i find the new patch for windows?"
"CAN SOMEONE SEND IT TO ME I CANT FIND IT!"

googleilliterate.

by thedozer March 11, 2007

Googlegasm

the little orgasm that everyone that works at Google has every time you do a Google search.

Eric Shmidt just had multiple Googlegasms when you did that Google Search for Google in Google Chrome while you were setting Google search as your homepage

by Holmeise October 10, 2009

kicked in the googles

when someone kicks you directly between the balls, causing extreme crushig of the sac. A shoe burn on the shaft of the penis is also common.

paul kicked me in the googles while we were playing ro-sham-bo

by moma April 7, 2003

Googlefish

To translate text using Google. Comes from "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" concept of the babelfish.

I googlefished a letter from my overseas pen pal because I don't speak German.

by DeskDiva March 29, 2008

googleistic

Definitive of Google searches. Term usually used by people who are so googlecentric and totally divorced from reality that they depend on Google to interface with the real world. Also can be used to describe bad writers who look for metaphors using Google.

That is so googleistic!

by joey-baloney February 16, 2010