"I will talk at Mugatu's funeral" said Janey, "wow, you'd be a terrible ugoogalizer!" retorted Scrappy
by Andy abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy March 13, 2009
Get the Ugoogalizer mug.A sexual act in which a man freezes his excrement in a common household freezer for 8-10 hours. Afterwards, it is then taken out of the freezer, at which point the female uses it to masturbate. For maximum pleasure, it can be frozen along with the female's excrement and frozen for 24 hours.
Afterwards, both male and female simultaneously use it as a dildo, ass-to-ass or ass-to-vagina. The objective in this sexual 'game' is for the male and the female to ejaculate or cum, respectively, before the excrement starts to melt.
Afterwards, both male and female simultaneously use it as a dildo, ass-to-ass or ass-to-vagina. The objective in this sexual 'game' is for the male and the female to ejaculate or cum, respectively, before the excrement starts to melt.
Man: Honey, I'm so bored of our lovemaking. Perhaps we should try something new?
Woman: I've heard about something called an Uncle Googemizer. Perhaps we should try it?
- 1 day later -
Man: Wow, that felt so great! We should do it again.
Woman: Indeed, but we must remember to buy more laxatives.
Woman: I've heard about something called an Uncle Googemizer. Perhaps we should try it?
- 1 day later -
Man: Wow, that felt so great! We should do it again.
Woman: Indeed, but we must remember to buy more laxatives.
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one who's proclivities for finding things on the internet is unrivaled w/in their immediate locality. they can use the mankiest search engine on Auntie Thelma's TRS-80 computer to search the Human Genome project and prove that Auntie Thelma and Uncle Bob are not only married, they're brother and sister. this person is not a hacker or a coder but they sure don't need no stinkin' bookmarks.
"Give that shit to little miss googlier over there - let her figure out how many car batteries we gotta hook up to these jumper cables to fry this here cat."
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Turning your entire life into being control by Google. Seriously, you decided to make use of it for nearly everything, your school/work, your alarm, etc.
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