Goosed-it

To have fucked something up. To ruin even the simplest of things because of stupidity.

"I totalled my car again. I was driving down a straight road and I goosed-it!"

by BlutoPKS March 4, 2006

dun-goosed

used to describe an ugly person. The more emphasis that is placed on "dun", the uglier the person is.

guy 1: yo, look at that girl over there!
guy 2: yea i know, she's so dun-goosed!

by fruitloops17 March 3, 2011

goosed

Goosed is old school slang for fucked, coming from the rhyming slang Goose and Duck, therefore to goose someone is to fuck them, if you've goosed someone then it's the passed tense 'Fucked'

I gave her a good plating then i goosed her

by sharking October 10, 2009

goosed

The unfortunate act of failing to eject correctly from your fighter jet by hitting the canopy; resulting in death.

The film Top Gun depicts this act when Maverick's F-14 goes into a flat spin and his navigator, Goose, gets pooped on. Thus getting goosed.

by Gr8 ballz o fire March 1, 2011

Goobled

When you kill someone as Zac in league of legends

Zac goobled Pantheon with his bullshit damage.

by Jeffymcfatguy June 23, 2017

Goosed up

To have or give goosebumps , to get spooked, scared, startled

“That made me goosed up”

by Dannsy May 20, 2021

Goobledooble

A lotion-like substance that you squirt on your face.

Karen squirted Goobledooble all over her face and it made her gag.

by peepeepoopoodiaper2468888 May 23, 2021