goober

1. someone who is a nerd or a geek.
2. to be a loser.
3. do something stupid or look stupid

oh my gosh.. look at his socks, he looks like a goober

by Katie DeCoste August 15, 2006

goober

Goober (noun)

A person having obnoxious or irritating behaviour;
A person who takes pleasure in claiming to be a "hacker"
despite the obvious fact that s/he desperately requires
schooling and education; Any person who lacks common sense
and is blissfully unaware of it; A person unwilling to read
any documentation before attempting to run a software.
Goobers are also known to be excessively talkative.

The company of goobers is worse than no company at all.

by Harshad Sharma February 2, 2004

goober

Doesn't anyone else realise how this originated? If you change "goober" into pig latin you get UBER GAY. Duh.

Hahaha! I'm the only one to have worked this out.

by SugarSpider August 31, 2005

goober

Someone who is unable to manage their finances or fertility well enough such that they have to get out of bed or "goob" in order to obtain more money or attend to their offspring, instead of lying in bed all day drinking and masturbating like a true champion.

"I have 3 kids and a large mortgage."

"You goober."

by Mr. Cardboard November 7, 2011

goober

a person who sits in the bathtub and when they fart they eat the bubble.

I heard he's a goober

by tangle April 2, 2011

goober

im pretty sure its a candy... like peanuts covered in chocolate or sumthin lol.... maybe raisins or carmal in chocolate i dunno

I eat goobers!! yum!!

by *~Kelsey~* May 26, 2004

goober

A goober is one of those little fat kids with ambiguous gender, red lips, rosy cheeks, a shiny bowl-cut, and maybe a little food on his/her face. A goober always has a big, stupid smile on its face, and has a dumb, gargly laugh. It wears one-color, oversized pastel-colored shirts, and shorts without pockets, and Sketchers.

oh man, that's one funny lookin kid

yeah i don't let my children play with goobers either.

by Pski January 17, 2009