gonl

acronum for Gratz On No Life

commenly used in the game world of warcraft on the aman'thul server

can be used in association or conotations of having no life

Example 1:
person 1 - woot i got full T6 gear
person 2 - gonl dude

Example 2:
person 1 - omg i just did 2000 dps in that fight
person 2 - lol youre so gonl dude

Example 3:
person 1 - dude i havent slept yet been playing wow for 16 hrs straight
person 2 - omg youre such a gonl king

by gonal king February 19, 2008

goulies

umm. english slang 4 balls or bollocks

someone stamped on sam's goulies

by Nick February 1, 2004

Douche Goulash

Who hasn't been force-fed goulash at some point? It's an unnerving mixture of various vegetables and giblets, somehow melding into a harmonious medley. The word douche goulash is similar to douche canoe in the specific sense of referring to a whole gaggle of douches. However, while douche canoe suggests that all the douches are of similar caliber and nature, douche goulash suggests that the various douches in question are a mishmash of unique and diverse douches. The individual douches of a douche goulash are as disparate as they can possibly be, but (god only knows why) somehow together they blend into a mass of euphonious douchery that commands great respect and admiration.

(1) The glee club at my old school was a veritable douche goulash. Yet, strangely, I would never miss one of their performances, feeling compelled to witness that mesmerizing potpourri of douches strutting about.

(2) Dudley's bris was attended by nothing short of a full-fledged douche goulash. At the time I couldn't wait to get out of there, but now I'm somehow missing those assorted and, dare I admit, curiously pleasing douches.

by professor_rutabaga January 25, 2009

Gonglong

It's when your penis is shriveled up and you look like your balls are bigger then your dick.

Bro why do you have a gonglong!

by AydanDeleon September 21, 2016

Gould

A polite way of saying "for f*cks sake"

Woman: "I can't help you right now, I am doing my make up"
Man: "Oh gould. I'll find some other way"

by AyStyle August 26, 2018

Dirty goulet

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, but you give her a goatee, a'la Robert Goulet.

I went to Vegas, picked up a bombshell & gave her a Dirty Goulet to teach her a lesson.

by Sir Roses Artie March 22, 2008

pat-goulas glass

A glass of wine filled to the rim. Wine poured with a heavy hand.
Pronounced: pat-goo-lah-glass

If I'm going to pay $8 for a glass of wine...it better be a pat-goulas glass!

by Cordell Enrique May 9, 2010