goatse

Website featuring a picture of a man practising anal stretching. Usually, it's a link given to unsuspecting people so when they check it out, they get hit by the image and are supposed to be scarred for life by it. This man is not a hermaphrodite.

(in, say, iSketch) Player draws a picture of a man stretching his anus.

Other players: 'Oh God... another Goatse fan.'

by WCD September 16, 2005

goatseal

The act of opening someone’s ass cheeks so you can see the butthole

I goatsealeld my girlfriend so hard last night said Brad Chad

by HJmoney September 2, 2019

goatse

1) To cause someone to inadvertantly navigate to the website of the same name

1) I thought it was link for Amazon, but after I clicked the link at work I realized I have been goatse'd.

by Bob Goatse September 30, 2002

goatse.ru

the new goatse.cx website of a man stretching his asshole disgustingly wide, causing nausea to any viewer, any sexuality.

goatse.ru is a good website (but only if you want to barf)

by TarzanTheMonkeyMan November 17, 2020

goatselicker

(Pronounced "goat slicker")

Someone who licks the goatse. Used as an insult.

Hey, goatselicker. Yeah, I'm talking to you.

My teacher is such a goatselicker.

by boxnoq September 12, 2006

Goatse

Although it originated from a picture of a man streaching his anus amazingly wide, GOATSE is now a verb.

GOATSE: verb.
To cause someone to navigate to a website, which usually contains only one image; by giving a faulty web adress. Said image must be disgusting and scaring. The beauty of GOATSE is that a person only realizes what it is once they have seen it. HAHAHA! PWNED!

(Note: The original GOATSE picture is sometimes referred to as THE GOATSE)
(Note 2: The goatse is one of a huge amount of suh websites)

Therapist: When did all your problems start?
Patient: This one time. When I got GOATSE-d.

by PillyPeng July 20, 2006

goatse

A disgusting picture of a man stretching his anus extremely wide.

-Hey you know what goatse is?
-no, what is it?
-check this website out!
-oh god it's horrible!
-hahaha!

by Jack Wang 3 April 20, 2009