gonorrhea

Also known as “The Clap” because Eric Clapton gave it to RFK Jr.

I thought Eric Clapton’s nickname was “SlowHand”?
No. It’s “The Clap” because of gonorrhea.

by Anita Nap September 21, 2023

gonorrhea turnover

when a woman is getting cunnilingus while sitting on the man's face, and then like the hook she spins around 180 degrees to face away from him without dismounting.

why don't you do something you're good at? like givin' him a gonorrhea turnover?

by Kronos_the_titan December 21, 2008

gonorrhea by proxy

The act of transmitting something terrible, through someone else.

Often abbreviated "GBP," as to avoid social stigma.

Also refers to the actual contraction of gonorrhea.

I wasn't in class on Tuesday, so Jimmy picked up my exam for me. When I saw my C-, it was gonorrhea by proxy.

Which is larger: Long Island's GBP, or its GDP?

Man, gonorrhea by proxy. That sucks.

by Mahmoud J March 31, 2008

gonorrhea wrap

a sandwich found in a vending machine

Trapped for days in the psychology building, Matt chose starvation over the gonorrhea wrap.

Unable to find a rock, David slew Goliath with a projectile gonorrhea wrap.

by Klug September 13, 2008

Gonorrhea for Breakfast

To inadvertently have oral sex with someone who has an STD.

Poor Paul, he ate Gonorrhea for Breakfast.

by Aram A. February 24, 2008

gonorrhea of the throat

A bacterial infection caused by the sexually transmitted disease gonorrhea. Symptoms include an itching, swollen, or pain in the lower back of the throat, but not to be confused with other, non-sexual, less serious infections. Gonorrhea of the throat is most common after giving head to an infected person.

The most common STD in Carlsbad by the records is gonorrhea of the throat.

by Steve Indigo July 11, 2006

Gonorrhea Tag

An elusive game based on the passing of gonorrhea, whether it be physical or virtual.
One does not actually have to have gonorrhea in order to play. It may be used for the sole purpose of alarming people and making them get tested, or it may even just take the place of a regular game of tag, because gonorrhea is a funny word to say.

Gonorrhea tag! You're it!

by El Lu November 21, 2007