Gongoozler

A rabid Unus who lurks in the depths of pools. It waits until an Annus has entered its pool in the dead of night and attacks its toes.

"I happen to have heard the Gongoozler many a night. If you ever hear the Gongoozler's call, you know that death is coming...."

by Anichka October 11, 2020

gonnoherpesyphilaids

Often contracted from dirty whores, Or 75% of Brownsburg High School's Senior Class. Often confused with herpegonnosyphiltitis but is far more deadly. This, a true combination of all STDs is often found lingering about any gay bar.

Damn, I boinked this bitch I heard she was dirty, all I thought I was going to get was herpegonnosyphiltitis but I got gonnoherpesyphilaids instead!

by VWguy February 20, 2005

gonnorhific

(1)A blend of the word terrific with reference to a sexually transmissable infection. (2)An adjective insulting something, generally of a sexual or biological nature, that is extremely unpleasant or malformed. (3)Used in conjunction with heavy sarcasm and often raised (in consternation)eyebrows.

First recorded use in summer 2004 in British Columbia.

"So how do you like my piercing? The swelling should go down in a few weeks."

"Wow dude, it's just gonnorhific!"

by TJ Noggins July 29, 2004

gonnoriffic

When a chick (or guy) is smoking hot, but they look like they might be carrying a couple funky STD's.

Dude, that chick's hot but she looks gonnoriffic, i'd stay away from her.

by ratchulence September 11, 2005

GonnosyphillAIDS

N. A deadly combination of gonnorhea, syphillis, and AIDS. A sexually transmitted disease, commonly found in whores and men who "get around"

GonnosyphillAIDS is an STD, and has most likely been diagnosed in most whores and douche bags

by Flarpy May 6, 2011

Gonnoherpesyphillaids

The infliction of the common whore. A melange of the most unpleasant and disgusting STIs known today. The simple term to describe the physical health of sluts and whores around the world!

Hell, after sleeping with Cyndi the poor bastard probably has gonnoherpesyphillaids ...

by Blondedivian June 23, 2009

Gongoozler

A person who idly watches the labours of others while declining to offer assistance or becoming involved. Traditionally a term used by canal bargees when referring to onlookers found clustering around locks and moorings where barges have to stop and the crew engage in sometimes hard physical activity to make progress.

"Don't stuff up at Five Rise Locks or you'll get a cheer from the gongoozlers"

by Gwiwer September 22, 2011