Gorik

A Shia Labeouf look-a-like that has amazingly soft (ear) hair and an unbelievably cute laugh. A Gorik typically likes to rock out with blue jeans and an argyle sweater, accompanied by a new pair of blister-giving Vans. This specimen tends to walk every where, never accepting any nice gestures from his girlfriend. Gorik's first originated in Glendale, but as the 16th year came by, they decided to relocate to buttfudge Granada Hills. A Gorik tends to enjoy eating El Tapatio and Apple Cobbler, and is infatuated with dancing toy bears dressed as pumpkins that laugh crazily and chant "Happy Halloween!" Almost every Gorik is daignosed with Crackberry syndrome, a disease which causes one to think they are important when they really are not. Gorik's never like to admit when they are wrong, but in those rare times that they do, they don't give in without a fight. But a Gorik is also loveable at times; he can make you laugh no matter what crappy mood you are in, and his hands are the Master of Tickling. Overall, a Gorik is a pupush human being full of spontaneity and fun, and he is the most amazing boyfriend/best friend anyone can ever ask for. The end.

Girl: "Aww man I'm in such a gloomy mood."
Guy: "Why, what's wrong?"
Girl: "I'm not sure, I think I need to spice up my life."
Guy: "Well, I have a suggestion...Why don't you get yourself a Gorik?"
Girl: "Wow! I never thought of that! Thanks Guy!"
Guy: "Anytime...no really, any time (;"

by Dollfaceeeee November 15, 2009

Gomified

Gomified means that when you do something silly that would consider you as a gomie, you are gomified.

"Here boi your dog Rocco is gomified"
"Ino boi"

by Lucydelight June 19, 2019

Gomiib

Utterly meaningless task. No substance in the value of preforming an action.

my existence is gomiib. I have no reason to continue on.

by Gomiib December 19, 2020

Gopika

That beautiful mallu girl....SUPER TALENTED
Beautiful long hair, BIG round eyes
Cute af

And has a Way with everyone

Friendly,Kind and helpful to everyone

Damn Gopika is THICC!

by LAIZO November 22, 2021

Gomic

Gomic is a shorten termed for homophobic though it has many meanings. (Can be used in replacement for swearing in minor inconveniences.)

“That person is gomic”
“GOMIC.”

Pronunciation: (Go•mick)

by RemiTheRat September 4, 2022

Gomiller

A bad-ass who appears, on the outside, to be somewhat innocuous.

Brandon: Dude, did you see Rick last night? He dragged a whole family out of a burning building.
Tom: Yeah, he's such a Gomiller, man.

by Wheatles Gingersnap September 19, 2009

Gomies

like your homegirl one of your friends, a girl that is your homie

ayo i was hangin wit da gomies yesterday and my homeboy shaun tried hollerin at keisha

by Ric mostahlicious September 18, 2012