the golfer

Michael Savage's nickname for radio host Rush Limbaugh for the reason that Rush spends more time golfing than coming up with creative, original, and non water carrying commentary.

...And you heard it first on the Savage Nation, don't expect to hear it from the golfer gas bag, we all know he doesn't have an original thought in his head.

by Reuben D. February 15, 2008

uri geller

A Zionist Jewfro dude born in Israel, who became an illusionist and claimed himself as one of the Gods from some planet, working for his God and made up some other craps. He gained his fame by bending some special spoons and lied to people that he did it with his mental power, but he was actually using few tricks. Few years later at James Randi's sow, he was invited there as a guest, but couldn't bend the forks that was supplied by the talkshow because he had to do it for REAL this time, so everyone started calling him phony. I do not know why he became a host in Phenomenom with Criss Angel, but w/e. He's so fake and so many people fell for him.

As James Randi says, "If Uri Geller bends spoons with divine powers, then he's doing it the hard way".

Uri: im have the most amazing power in the world, you know what i can do? i can bend a spoon.

Me: STFU i know that's a trick ,even my 4 year old nephew can bend that shit,

Uri: Well people in Israel still believe this shit,, lol

Me : lol ,, Criss Angel can do better than that

by Illusionist November 22, 2007

Monica gellering

The art of being your parents least favourite.

“Dude, my little brother gets everything he wants! And then I ask for a dollar and I get shouted at!”
“Bro, you’re totally Monica Gellering!”

by mondlerssmile August 11, 2019

Gollergy

An allergic reaction to shellfish stemming from an intolerance to 'Gollys' found in the Wicklow Town area on the east coast of Ireland

When ordering food in Rome: I have a Gollergy...senza Golly per favore

by Rome2017 February 14, 2017

golder

n. Winner, especially of an important event, competition, promotion, Olympic medal etc.

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You're a Canadian hockey player, eh? So I guess you're a golder.

Does a beaver slap in the pond?

by gnostic 2 March 2, 2014

goaler

French Canadian expression for goalie, goaltender or goalkeeper.

Hostie mon gar, Martin Brodeur was the best goaler I ever saw.

by roundless January 30, 2015

Spencer Geller

Wonderful, fabulous, gorgeous. And it also means phenomenal awesome in bed.

Everyone loves Spencer Geller

by Anoldbanana May 30, 2017