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Gollum Bangs

(n); Long straggly hairs sprouting from the hairline which can most likely be found hanging straight down the forehead of a large and unattractive young woman. They are too thin to be classified as actual bangs, but not thin enough to go unnoticed. In layman's terms, the fat girl's "point of no return" in caring about her appearance. Most likely to be accompanied by a ponytail, t-shirt, and Birkenstocks.
"I heard she had let her self go since high school, but I never expected her to have Gollum Bangs! How sad!"
by biggieslimzz39 August 3, 2009
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Gollum style

Gollum style is when you treat your girl how Gollum treats the ring in the classic movie series The Lord of the Rings. You whisper praise in her ear and finger her all day.
Yeah man I treated her like gollum treats the ring. Gollum style bro.
by Lord of the boobs April 30, 2020
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Gollum

From the Lord of the Ring's trilogy; he is one of the greatest CGI character's of our time.

He has a split personality. One being Smegol, his former self. The other being Gollum, a personailty created by the ring that poisioned his life for 500 years.

Smegol tries to aid Frodo and Sam untill Gollum finally betrays them and sends them to Shelob.
Gollum: "We could let...'her' do it."
by Wicked Child January 2, 2005
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forky-gollach

earwig. Used in the North of Scotland, mainly around Inverness
a forky-gollach has eaten my dahlias.
by cailagan March 30, 2006
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Gollum

The biggest fiend ever. Willing to choke people for rings or any item worth more than 1 dollar. also the biggest crack head ever
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by EazyE723 November 12, 2010
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gollum fingers

A boy whos fingers resemble those of the Lord of the Rings triliogy character gollum. A person whos hands are so covered in grime and grease that his or her fingers are discolored and disgusting. Usually occurs when a person eats cheetos and licks their fingers clean rather than cleaning them with soap and water, over time a layer of shit builds up and gollum fingers occur.
-Dammit *insert name* clean those nasty ass gollum fingers....jesus
by chug-a-lug house March 10, 2005
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Gllama

A gllama is a mix between a giraffe and a llama. It is commonly used within safaris to describe a giraffe with a shorther neck.

This can also be used as an offence as it also means fat and stupid as well as other things along those lines.
Person 1: look at that gllama over there!
Person 2: wow! It is so small.

Person 1:You're a gllama.
Person 2: Go away from me, I am not a gllama
by I💖building March 6, 2015
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