Gritchard

Gritchard is a man of power. He does what he pleases. Gritchard is everything. Gritchard enjoys the smell of cow patties, and enjoys gaming on Cleverbot. Gritchard thinks you should check the sight out in your free time.

Person: Can I have some help?
Gritchard: Gritchard likes to help.
Person: Do you like hut tubs?
Gritchard: Gritchard indeed does enjoy hot tubs.

by Gritchard October 21, 2011

gotcha ass

Y’all bitches thought, 8 a:m sharp

The gg boys thought school was closed, gotcha ass.

by Shhsshshshsh December 7, 2017

gotcha journalism

An expression used by desperate Republicans John McCain and Sarah Palin in an effort to cover up/minimize embarrassment regarding Palin's weak and uniformed answers to simple political questions posed from the media.

Yes, it is agreed I don't much about current issues, but in this day and age of "gotcha journalism", ..is that a pizza place ?

by ChaChaChamp October 2, 2008

gotcha

A proverbial pitfall. Something that has negative consequences that are easily overlooked.

A common gotcha is forgetting to push in the fuel cutoff.
A common gotcha is to rely on the computer and not check its output.

by Hans A. November 17, 2015

gotcha bitch

a saying commonly used instead of owned, raped, dawged, t-boned, etc. extremely popular in southwestern virginia, especially in the roanoke city area. often over used by small asians/mexicans, but still funny when said due to funny accent.

Wang - AW MAN my someone pooped in my pillow case and i slept on it.

Jose - GOTCHA BITCH

Wang - ching chang chu

by alextard September 22, 2008

Gotcha Suckas!

Taken from the movie "Bowfinger", it's the moment in the movie where the good guy gives a gesture of triumpant defiance to the bad guys who have lost or are just about to lose.

"Peace!" - Will Smith launching a nuclear bomb on the aliens in ID4.

"You're terminated f**ker!" - Sarah Conner killing Terminator in Terminator 1.

"Hail to the King, baby!" - Bruce Campbell after killing a deadite at the end of Army of Darkness

by R. Kemp July 12, 2005

Gotcha Bitch

What will happen when Kajetokun decides that he wants to. He may be facing the wrong way but regardless you will become gotten and his bitch. Speculations exist that Chuck Norris abandoned him as a child fearing his power. This is in fact false as Kajetokun birthed a secret army of Bruce Lee's providing a much more powerful spawn. Also, his power level is over 9000 and his balls are NOT inert.

Dangerous under all circumstances!

Hey man, you want to go get some ice cream?

Sounds tantalizing, let's go! Oh my god wha... "GOTCHA BITCH!"

*Timothy tries to run*

"Do it Faggot!"

Billy no!! "GOTCHA BITCH!"

by BallsRinert May 20, 2009