The Godley

When a depressed man locks himself into the bathroom, strips down to nothing but his mismatched tube socks, lays on the cold tile floor and masturbates whilst crying and fantasizing about strangers.

All this is done as his partner watches in a hand mirror through the crack beneath the door.

Dude, I'm so wasted, I had a rough night pulling The Godley.

by tornadopoop August 17, 2010

goosey

To examine an object or situation. Derived from the sayings, "To have a gander" and, "Goosey-gander"

*Client*: My computer keeps freezing up.
*Repairman*: Well lets have a goosey then...

*Man in pub to mates*: Have you lot had a goosey at that lass by the bar yet?

by Revisor June 10, 2005

godley

To meander down a hallway and purposely brush against a female coworkers chest.

I godleyed the shit out that bitch in accounts payable the other day...never even knew what hit her.

by Viejo August 8, 2007

Moosey Goosey

Weird. Crazy shit

Damn thats just moosey goosey bro.

by Da judger March 11, 2016

goosey

A variation of cough/laugh from species known as Ziggy , scientifically known as the Zihni

Last week, when I went to BSPS Zoo, I saw a Ziggy do a goosey!

by YeezusChrist101 August 8, 2020

Goosey

When you feel happy but can get irritated easily and when you do you become very violent and attack the cause of irritation

Person 1: why did you just slap me I thought we were having playful banter
Person 2: I was feeling goosey actually and you irritated me

by PREGANTE January 4, 2018

goosey night

another word for mischief night; the night before halloween where kids go out and egg houses, tp trees, etc

Chris: what'd u do for goosey night last year?
Joe: not much, just tp'd a few trees

by Bandaid man February 27, 2005