When a depressed man locks himself into the bathroom, strips down to nothing but his mismatched tube socks, lays on the cold tile floor and masturbates whilst crying and fantasizing about strangers.
All this is done as his partner watches in a hand mirror through the crack beneath the door.
All this is done as his partner watches in a hand mirror through the crack beneath the door.
by tornadopoop August 17, 2010
Get the The Godley mug.To examine an object or situation. Derived from the sayings, "To have a gander" and, "Goosey-gander"
*Client*: My computer keeps freezing up.
*Repairman*: Well lets have a goosey then...
*Man in pub to mates*: Have you lot had a goosey at that lass by the bar yet?
*Repairman*: Well lets have a goosey then...
*Man in pub to mates*: Have you lot had a goosey at that lass by the bar yet?
by Revisor June 10, 2005
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godsey • Hailey Godsey • Goosey • godsend • Godsent • godsex • Godney • godsell • godsexual • goosey gander
I godleyed the shit out that bitch in accounts payable the other day...never even knew what hit her.
by Viejo August 8, 2007
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Get the goosey mug.When you feel happy but can get irritated easily and when you do you become very violent and attack the cause of irritation
Person 1: why did you just slap me I thought we were having playful banter
Person 2: I was feeling goosey actually and you irritated me
Person 2: I was feeling goosey actually and you irritated me
by PREGANTE January 4, 2018
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by Bandaid man February 27, 2005
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