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godfree

To not believe in any form of God.
Some Christian: "Hey buddy, wanna learn about Jesus?"

Me: "Fuck you, pal. I'm GodFree"
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Dirty Golfer

When a man dresses up like Payne Stuart and heads out to pick up chicks. Said golfer/man picks up a slut and brings her to the nearest golf course. He convinces her to have sex in a sand trap. During intercourse, the golfer extracts his penis, dunks it in the sand, and re-inserts...Thus giving her the 'The Dirty Golfer'!
Girl 1) Hey Girl, you've been waddling around like a penguin all morning...what happened sweet heart?

Girl 2) It's kind of embarrassing, but I got 'Dirty Golfered' last night...It is Payne-ful!
by The 425 Dirty Donkeys June 9, 2011
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Godformula

Godformula is a non-sophisticated, wannabe way of saying the 'perfect' formula which always works. People who use it most typically are trying to sound 'cool' when clearly they're neo-converts to the idea of 'coolness' itself and are trying too hard.
What's the Godformula for breaking trust?
by someplaceelse June 29, 2009
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Goder

Sam is the Goder!
by NotKav October 17, 2015
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godfrey daniels

W. C. Fields would say this instead of GDamn. It was usually uttered in disgust in a mumbling fashion.
by GonzoJhawk May 17, 2018
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Afrotastical Gofer

boy with huge sideburns who sort of looks like a gofer, has an unusual jew fro and likes a lot of sex.
Why are you talking to that afrotastical gofer hes so ugly?
by Elleteehair June 17, 2009
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lady golfer

"Any lady golfers in the audience tonight? "

Jimmy Carr, comedian
by Jay Bishop August 7, 2017
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