A brutal death metal/ gore metal band from California formed in 2006, and some of the heaviest shit ever!
I was listening to this album by Gortuary called Manic Thoughts of Perverse Mutilation and it made Megadeth's music seem like soft rock!
by deathmosher762 June 19, 2010
Get the Gortuary mug.Literally, "one who knows." Every religion has its gnostics, but Gnostic with a capital G almost always refers to Christian Gnostics. Beliefs vary widely, but essentially they value personal revelation and mysticism over dogma. Gnostics believe absolute religious truth can be known but it is only revealed towards enlightened humans, and the Gnostics purported to teach secrets that orthodox Christianity did not know. Hence, most Gnostic gospels are titled "The Secret Book of insert name."
The more extreme Gnostic theologians theorized that the Earth was created by an imperfect creator, called the Demiruge, who had "spun off" from a higher Father but does not realize it. Jesus was sent by the Father to show humanity the truth. The Cainites went one step further; they believed the Demiurge was evil, and they worshiped as saints all who stood against him in the Bible - Cain, Judas, etc.
The more extreme Gnostic theologians theorized that the Earth was created by an imperfect creator, called the Demiruge, who had "spun off" from a higher Father but does not realize it. Jesus was sent by the Father to show humanity the truth. The Cainites went one step further; they believed the Demiurge was evil, and they worshiped as saints all who stood against him in the Bible - Cain, Judas, etc.
The gnostics were mostly eliminated by Irenaeus and the orthodox movement, but they have seen a resurgence in the 20th century, as more gnostic gospels are discovered and translated.
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Get the gnostophobia mug.GLORT stand for Good Looking Out Right There. This acronym has been made famous by the members of Forever The Sickest Kids.
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"Yeah right next door to northern lights it owns in here no siggity siggity syke. GLORT!"
"Yeah right next door to northern lights it owns in here no siggity siggity syke. GLORT!"
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Guy 2: Yea he is a total Gnartian when it comes to snowboarding.
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