Gnocchi

n. - A young child, age 2-6, possibly of the italian heritage who runs around with an excess of energy.

"That little gnocchi baby almost was hit by the car!" or "There are just too many gnocchi's around here for me to handle!"

by BabyCakesMcGeee November 21, 2011

Goochie Momma

A chick who seems to have something up her gooche and for some strange reason... you like it. A hot bitch who nobody likes.

That Goochie Momma Told Me to Leave Cause Someone Didn't Know Me, Man I Want To Tap Dat...

by Property of Barnhart December 16, 2007

Gooching

Gooching. The act of grabbing/rubbing two fingers on someones gooch area. can be done either sexually or as a means of punishment or beating up. Mythically it is possible to gooch someone until they jizz.

Lets gooch that new year 8 kid, hes a pinhead. Gooch him good he didn't pay his money.Ohh baby gooch me till i jizz. HElP hes gooching me!!

by jizzhead April 11, 2009

Gooching

During an argument, when someone repeatedly changes the topic to ensure they always win.

I was trying to make my point with this guy, but he kept gooching to make himself look good and win the argument.

by metlhead4life March 18, 2008

Moochie Goochie

A term signifying a significant other, regardless of gender, sexual preference, or marital status. The relationship, however, does require a degree of officiality and mutuality to deserve "moochie goochie" status.

The term, invented in late 2008 in Massachusetts, is still subject to development and revision.

EXAMPLES OF "MOOCHIE GOOCHIES":
Greg and Tina are involved in a relationship. Tina is Greg's "moochie goochie," just as Greg is Tina's.

Bob and Dan have been partners for twelve and a half years. Bob is Dan's "moochie goochie" and vise versa.

Adam and Stacy are newly-weds. Stacy is Adam's "moochie goochie," and the reverse is also true.

EXAMPLES OF "NON-MOOCHIE GOOCHIES":
Brian and Sara met at a party, hooked up, and engaged in a one-night stand. Neither one is the other's moochie goochie, and they never were moochie goochies at ay point in the night.

Linda is totally into Tim, but Tim not so into Linda. Plus, Tim is sort of seeing Elizabeth. As much as Linda wants it to be true, Tim is not her moochie goochie, and she not his.

by Michaelllllllllllllllllll February 19, 2009

GoochiePoop

A ball of vaginal crust that collects between the vagina and the anus. Not to be confused with dingle berries or vaginal warts. Also known as the coolest thing since cream whip.

Dr. Simmons was douching Amy and her goochiepoop was way out of control.

After Deb through some D's on it she picked her clitoris clean of goochiepoop.

Susan:"Damn it Robert your being more annoying than goochiepoop right now!"

On initiation night The Pike House served the pledges goochiepoop slurpies.

by Cwoke Cwockers September 3, 2007

Goochi

1. A "cutesy" way of referring to the gooch.

2. A name given to a pet (usually a cat) that has a sex-crazed owner who is in the closet about their sick and twisted sexual fantasies.

"Hey Mich3lo, Whas mean 'Goochi'?"

"Oh, nothing. I just thought it was a cute name for my cat." *drool*

by E Dawg September 27, 2004