a gnome is another humanoid creed ... it originates from the idea of living in paradise a bible will be written about it one day .... it is the preserver of land and paradise ie why you see little ones in your garden to protect it from desiese and bad weather ... they are not magical like elves but are really only interested in the physical land that they dwell on
my brother is a gnome
by angus macfarlane March 17, 2007

1) "I was beating that gnome the other day and my girl starts crying!"
2) "So I said, girl, I'm gonna give you some gnome tonight, if you'll give me that dome."
2) "So I said, girl, I'm gonna give you some gnome tonight, if you'll give me that dome."
by supatitzmagee January 22, 2009

To take ones equipment without asking and having absolutely no right to. Sharpies are excluded from this category of stolen goods.
by big hot mj June 25, 2009

verb. To remove or limit a software feature that everybody likes except the developer.
Originating from the Linux GNOME project, that repeatedly did this despite community complaints, even down to the point where they removed the ability to run programs by double-clicking on them. You have to use terminal now wtf.
Originating from the Linux GNOME project, that repeatedly did this despite community complaints, even down to the point where they removed the ability to run programs by double-clicking on them. You have to use terminal now wtf.
"Woah, where did my icons go?"
"Dude, they gnomed it yesterday. The developer woke up and decided he hated people that used icons."
"Wtf?"
"Dude, they gnomed it yesterday. The developer woke up and decided he hated people that used icons."
"Wtf?"
by floatmyboat23 June 5, 2018

person 1: "bro you look like a gnome"
person 2: "yeah"
person 1: "you like 2'2"
person 2: "yeah"
person 1: "so how was your day gnome"
person 2: "yeah"
person 2: "yeah"
person 1: "you like 2'2"
person 2: "yeah"
person 1: "so how was your day gnome"
person 2: "yeah"
by mokeforjesus November 29, 2018

by my cool September 5, 2017

A garden toy that is often given as an award for a person that makes an ass of themselves at parties.
Did you see that girl, she was so drunk at that party she made out with an old guy, she deserves a gnome award.
by CanadianAnalyst November 4, 2011
