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gnome

a gnome is another humanoid creed ... it originates from the idea of living in paradise a bible will be written about it one day .... it is the preserver of land and paradise ie why you see little ones in your garden to protect it from desiese and bad weather ... they are not magical like elves but are really only interested in the physical land that they dwell on
my brother is a gnome
by angus macfarlane March 17, 2007
mugGet the gnomemug.

gnome

1) "I was beating that gnome the other day and my girl starts crying!"
2) "So I said, girl, I'm gonna give you some gnome tonight, if you'll give me that dome."
by supatitzmagee January 22, 2009
mugGet the gnomemug.

gnome

To take ones equipment without asking and having absolutely no right to. Sharpies are excluded from this category of stolen goods.
Kristen gnomed my damn pipettman
by big hot mj June 25, 2009
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gnome

verb. To remove or limit a software feature that everybody likes except the developer.

Originating from the Linux GNOME project, that repeatedly did this despite community complaints, even down to the point where they removed the ability to run programs by double-clicking on them. You have to use terminal now wtf.
"Woah, where did my icons go?"
"Dude, they gnomed it yesterday. The developer woke up and decided he hated people that used icons."
"Wtf?"
by floatmyboat23 June 5, 2018
mugGet the gnomemug.

gnome

when a dude really short like 2'1 or something i don't know

i can relate to this i am a professional
person 1: "bro you look like a gnome"
person 2: "yeah"
person 1: "you like 2'2"
person 2: "yeah"
person 1: "so how was your day gnome"
person 2: "yeah"
by mokeforjesus November 29, 2018
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gnome

the superior race to humans, often do cool poses to kill non-gnomes
Grandpa Gnome: GNOMES!
by my cool September 5, 2017
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gnome

A garden toy that is often given as an award for a person that makes an ass of themselves at parties.
Did you see that girl, she was so drunk at that party she made out with an old guy, she deserves a gnome award.
by CanadianAnalyst November 4, 2011
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