Gnarfankle

A mythical creature resembling a troll that has orange/ purple hair, green skin, a five o clock shadow and in some cases, a mullet. The species range from 2-114 ft. tall and if you look them in the face, you will throw up. They brandish swords and other medieval weapons and are driven by an evil impulse to destroy all that is good.

That Gnarfankle stole my sandwich.

by Q tip May 30, 2006

Gary Numan syndrome

A promoter's fear of not selling any pre-sale tickets for a fucking legendary artist! Goddamnit!

In reference to Gary Numan's gig in Geneva (Switzerland)on May 16th, 2006, when not a single pre-sale ticket had been purchased (though an intimate crowd of people got their tickets at the box office on the night of the concert).

- Hey mate, I've just booked this great artist to perform at a really neat venue, but I fear that no one's going to buy a ticket because everyone's a fucking ignorant!
- Dude, you've got the Gary Numan syndrome.
- Fuck!

by fuckin' fuck! January 30, 2009

Gary Ishizaki

the secret identity to his characters Crazy Ish and Major Math. creator of web hit "haloINTegers" and a few others. he is known to have hair resembling ramen noodles. fucking pedo I'm telling you, math teacher at some fucking middle school, probably wanks it while thinking about the 6th graders, wouldn't surprise me

"its my n work Gary Ishizaki"

by patric jarman May 7, 2019

garyjobo

when a Gary gives you a hand job

CODY: have you ever had a garyjobo before?
TARY: no what’s that ?!
CODY: you’ll have to ask Gary

by garyjako May 12, 2020

Fort Gary

Fort Gary consists of a variety of tiktok stars that happen to be obsessed with games like league of legends and clash. They are taking the place of eboys by infiltrating egirl servers and imposing their ideologies onto them. Fort Gary boys are all annoying and they sound like boomers. ITS A NEW AGE CULT

"YOOOOO DUDE DID YOU SEE THE FORT GARY BOYS BLOW UP THAT HOUSE?" "yeah bruv mildred was pissed"

by linbin November 21, 2019

gary bettman

1. Commisioner of the NHL
2. A greedy, selfish, stuck-up jerk. Must be fired.

Gary Bettman is the worst commisioner of any sport ever.

by teh 1337 0n3 November 12, 2004

axe gary

An axe-wielding maniac from the Tampa Bay area who offers legal advice when you call his 1-800 number after an accident.

If you've been in an accident, call 1-800 AXE GARY.

I dunno 'bout choo, but I'ma call 1-800 AXE GARY!

by beknighted March 20, 2014