gnarles barkley

used to describe something especially crazy or absurd.

brian: "did you hear about that guy who slayed a bear with a pocket knife?"
chris: " no way, that's gnarles barkley!"

by brianfromhassettst December 29, 2007

Gnarles

Anything that is, awesome, respectable, and cool.

Random Guy- Hey bro I just found 5 dollars, lets hit the town.

His Random Friend- Gnarles man, lets roll.

by 13Phantom31 April 13, 2011

Wolf a Gnarley

To wolf a gnarley. In the sense of a sexual act such as busting a nut, blowing a load, or even having a bowel movement, etc...

Holy shitballz Batman! I think I just wolfed a gnarley!

Hey baby, how bout we call it a night and wolf some gnarleys?

Where's the shitter? I'm gonna' wolf a gnarley!

So how much would it cost for you to wolf my gnarleys?

by Legal Definition July 6, 2009

peepee gnarler

When a woman or man with gross beaver teeth bites into the penis of a person when they are giving them a blowjob.

SARAH: "What did u do last night?"
NICOLE: "I found out that I was a peepee gnarler."

by DrOk63 February 27, 2003

garfle the narthok

Reference from Coneheads movie. When Beldar went back to Remulak and displeased the leader, he had to fight the monster there(the narthok)

You f*&%ed up badly, therefore, you must garfle the narthok.

by Foxypook June 19, 2006

Gnarley Pubes

A term used to describe someone's stinky, long, curly gross pubic hair.

Joe: Ohhh man dude I was gonna have sex with Linda last night but she had some gnarley pubes!

Broseph: Aww man that's the worst!

by Gnarles Pubison July 27, 2011

Gnarlegit

A shortened version of the word "Gnarly" combined with the shortened version of "Legitimate". Combining the two into a single form increases the "realness" and "coolness" of what is being described.

"Dude, did you see that Nissan GT-R with the AMS Alpha 10 Performance Upgrade Package?"
"Yeah! It has 1100+ horsepower. It's pretty gnarlegit"

by @ohdamnitsassley May 8, 2013