Noun.
History: Believed to be a Gallagher-ism (American comic of 1980s & 1990s known mostly for pulverizing melons w/a huge slegehammer in his shows).
Definition: Those wisp-thin, slightly waxy paper toilet seat covers offered in public toilets to protect one's bodunkadunk from coming in contact with someone else's funk.
History: Believed to be a Gallagher-ism (American comic of 1980s & 1990s known mostly for pulverizing melons w/a huge slegehammer in his shows).
Definition: Those wisp-thin, slightly waxy paper toilet seat covers offered in public toilets to protect one's bodunkadunk from coming in contact with someone else's funk.
When using the toilet at the Port Authority Bus Terminal, always put an ass gasket down before you cop a squat.
by Maven April 15, 2004
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You: I love Alex's voice.
Girl at concert: OMG ME TOO! HE'S LIKE SOOOO HOT! LOLZ! THAT'S WHY I CAME HERE! DID YOU KNOW HIS MIDDLE NAME IS WILLIAM?! HE'S ONLY 20 TOO!
You: Dude. Are you like the leader of Gaskarthism?
Girl at concert: OMG ME TOO! HE'S LIKE SOOOO HOT! LOLZ! THAT'S WHY I CAME HERE! DID YOU KNOW HIS MIDDLE NAME IS WILLIAM?! HE'S ONLY 20 TOO!
You: Dude. Are you like the leader of Gaskarthism?
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Guy 1-"So I saw hannah walking down the hall today, she looked so fine. Then Olga walked by.."
Guy 2-"Total Gaskamp?"
Guy 1-"Exactly."
Guy 2-"Total Gaskamp?"
Guy 1-"Exactly."
by ExoticLemons June 18, 2011
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by vagomez June 18, 2011
Get the Gaskamp mug.1) an interfering mother, trying to guess the amount of alcohol her teenage daughter has consumed the previous night.
2)stringy part of a beef roast.
2)stringy part of a beef roast.
1) "MOTHER: What did you girls drink last night?
TEENAGE DAUGHTER: Black douglas
MOTHER: With coke?
TEENAGE DAUGHTER: no..
MOTHER: STRAIGHT?!?!?!
TEENAGE DAUGHTER: nooooo. With coke (:
MOTHER: As if.
TEENAGE DAUGHTER: You know, in a can.
MOTHER: Ohhh. How many.
TEENAGE DAUGHTER: Two.
MOTHER: EACH?!!?
TEENAGE DAUGHTER: nooo. To share (:
MOTHER: Gosh, that's quite a lot of alcohol between you.
TEENAGE DAUGHTER: Shut up mum, you grasky little biatch."
(in fact, teenage daughter has single handedly consumed a bottle of black douglas, straight, along with numerous other alcoholic beverages)
2) "EWWWW, DON'T TOUCH ME WITH YOUR GRASKY HANDS. WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT EATING ALL THOSE STRINGY BEEF ROASTS?!"
TEENAGE DAUGHTER: Black douglas
MOTHER: With coke?
TEENAGE DAUGHTER: no..
MOTHER: STRAIGHT?!?!?!
TEENAGE DAUGHTER: nooooo. With coke (:
MOTHER: As if.
TEENAGE DAUGHTER: You know, in a can.
MOTHER: Ohhh. How many.
TEENAGE DAUGHTER: Two.
MOTHER: EACH?!!?
TEENAGE DAUGHTER: nooo. To share (:
MOTHER: Gosh, that's quite a lot of alcohol between you.
TEENAGE DAUGHTER: Shut up mum, you grasky little biatch."
(in fact, teenage daughter has single handedly consumed a bottle of black douglas, straight, along with numerous other alcoholic beverages)
2) "EWWWW, DON'T TOUCH ME WITH YOUR GRASKY HANDS. WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT EATING ALL THOSE STRINGY BEEF ROASTS?!"
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B: Bär inte paveljonger med glaskranar, you are supposed to use your hands not your scissors.
B: Bär inte paveljonger med glaskranar, you are supposed to use your hands not your scissors.
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