Gunchica is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She’s a hottie and knocks all the boys dead! She’ll never accept it but she’s the most beautiful person in the universe both inside and out. She tries to hide how gorgeous she is but it’s impossible to hide someone so fabulous!
Her heart is made of pure gold: beautiful but strong. She’s powerful and will take anything and everything you throw at her with a smile. She only ever has good things to say about everyone around her and her ability to see the good in even the worst of people will make you want to tear your hair out.
She will do anything and everything in her power to make you feel like you’re the most special person in the universe. The only sadness you’ll ever face when you’re with her is when you begin to think about how little you deserve her. But even that sadness is short lived because she’ll quickly come at you with a million stupid jokes and dance moves. She’ll panic when you cry and awkwardly wipe your tears, but at the end of the day there is no one you’d rather share your problems (and your successes!) with.
You’ll never really know how happy you can be until you get a chance to spend time with her. From hilarious comments to helping you with all your assignments (she fights calculus and Python like freakin’ superwoman!), she makes your every moment just a little bit better.
She makes my life amazing. I can’t believe I was lucky enough to meet her.
Her heart is made of pure gold: beautiful but strong. She’s powerful and will take anything and everything you throw at her with a smile. She only ever has good things to say about everyone around her and her ability to see the good in even the worst of people will make you want to tear your hair out.
She will do anything and everything in her power to make you feel like you’re the most special person in the universe. The only sadness you’ll ever face when you’re with her is when you begin to think about how little you deserve her. But even that sadness is short lived because she’ll quickly come at you with a million stupid jokes and dance moves. She’ll panic when you cry and awkwardly wipe your tears, but at the end of the day there is no one you’d rather share your problems (and your successes!) with.
You’ll never really know how happy you can be until you get a chance to spend time with her. From hilarious comments to helping you with all your assignments (she fights calculus and Python like freakin’ superwoman!), she makes your every moment just a little bit better.
She makes my life amazing. I can’t believe I was lucky enough to meet her.
Have you met Gunchica? Yeah, the smart hottie over there! She’s the best thing to ever happen to me!
by Sunshine2000 July 13, 2022
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The founder and original organiser of organised crime. Period.
Roughest streets, meanest people, d-lo hustlas, false claimers of dangerous groups, wanabe new yorkers.
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Gunchester Boy: Wer u from kid?
Outsider: Nah um im not from round ere blad..
Gunchester Boy: Wat u want?
Outsider: Well um i was lookin on some weed..
Gunchester Boy: ... BLAT BLAT BLAT
Outsider: DEAD
Period.
Outsider: Nah um im not from round ere blad..
Gunchester Boy: Wat u want?
Outsider: Well um i was lookin on some weed..
Gunchester Boy: ... BLAT BLAT BLAT
Outsider: DEAD
Period.
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Believed to have started at Sandwich Secondary School in LaSalle, Ontario.
Often used by the greasiest skids you can find hangout outside of the local timmies or bumping coke in the home hardware.
Believed to have started at Sandwich Secondary School in LaSalle, Ontario.
Often used by the greasiest skids you can find hangout outside of the local timmies or bumping coke in the home hardware.
Person 1: How is your wife doing? Is she still in the hospital?
Person 2: She should be better soon since I slammed the gaunch way harder than I slammed her face through that table.
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George: Shit yeah!
George: Shit yeah! She was even able to glonch me!
Abe: So...you have a tiny penis.
George: Shit yeah!
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