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The word "glump" means someone who is extremely retarded or really, really annoying. Singular: glump. Plural: glumps.
How to use it in a sentence: for example, "Today Kai was being a glump." This means that either Kai was being extremely retarded or really, really annoying. Another example, "That crowd of noobs over there glumps." Meaning that either they ARE extremely retarded or ARE really, really, annoying.
Glump by yeet yeet lick my feet April 13, 2019
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An unmeasured scoop of a viscous substance that holds it form
I asked for a glump of mayo on my sandwich.
Glump by Bfrankaboutit August 17, 2022
A glumpy glumpsious glum of glumpilious glump.
You are looking extremely glump today.
Glump by Mr. G. Lump August 22, 2023
a man with a bleached butthole and a glazing body
i met this man yesterday, he was a glump
glump by jasib August 2, 2024
Verb: to glump, glumped (past tense)
Adjective: glumping, glumpy

For a word with so many uses, it is notoriously hard to define; like a cloud floating on the breeze of a summer's day it is ever-changing, but continues to inspire and awe. It may well refer to a certain ejection of bodily fluids, but could equally refer to the act of generating them instead. Moreso, it is a word for togetherness, camaraderie, and instils faith that the night will be good, because it will be a night spent in good company.
After a long night in Wetherspoons, things were getting glumpy for Alex and Stewart

"I'm gonna get so glumped tonight"
Glump by BigGill July 19, 2025
A pretty cool guy
John: hey Glump, what's up?

Glump: oh, hi john.
Glump by Glump_ December 28, 2025