blueballs

A painful feeling in the testicles, usually felt after being very sexually aroused, but you never blew your load.

"that girl was just playin' with me, cause when i was ready to fuck she said no and went to sleep! i got sooo blue balled!"

by xtremelybuffji January 1, 2004

peanut butter and gumballs

The best topping combo for Pizza, as seen by Crazy Eyes

"peanut butter and gumballs, good combo"

by Badwick Tsuraide July 20, 2006

blueballs

painful as hell condition that happens when your girl teases u enuff to keep you hard for a longa ass time but never actually makes you come...for some reason that cause a serious pain in your nuts.

my girl kept ridin me (with our clothes on) while we made out but we never fucked... i got blueballs so bad the next time she sat on my lap i damn near cried.

by ohithinktheylikeme November 14, 2005

literary blueballs

When a novel or series is anticlimactic, or gets really good and then just stops. A technique employed by author's to hold the readers attention, only to leave them unsatisfied.

In J.K. Rowling's series "Harry Potter", the reader experiences much suspense and excitement in books 1-6, only to experience literary blueballs with her unsasitfying epilogue.

by SnugBug August 1, 2010

verbal blueballs

When someone starts to say something i.e. a story or a thought, and stops in the middle of it without finishing. Thus, the original idea isn't completely conveyed, and the listener only knows part of the story, and must know the other part to be fully satisfied. Stems from the term "blueballs," the symptoms after receiving a blowjob without climaxing, although nearly reaching it.

My friend was telling me about a big fight she had, when all of a sudden she stopped and said "Whatever, nevermind." It was a huge case of verbal blueballs.

by Aspano April 16, 2004

Glumballs

The act of forcing a "gleeballs" on someone, thereby making the act not as gleeful, but entirely glumful. Gleeballing is the homosexual act of stroking/raking your scrotum across the smiling face of your partner. Glumballs is the same act, but without the smile.

Friend 1: "I've never been sadder as that time I was gleeballed..."

Friend 2: "How the hell were you gleeballed if you didn't enjoy it? Did he hold you down? Were you not in a gleeballing mood? Dude, you totally got some glumballs up in there... ya better recognize!"

by ttobrub January 15, 2009

BlueBalls

When you haven't had sexual Intercourse in a good amount of weeks or months.

Bob: Dude I got blueballs because my girlfriend broke up with me

John: Yo that's crazy but I don't care

by Jnoh Smith May 13, 2021