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glue dick

A condition that occurs to males, usually after a night of sex. The male goes into the bathroom to urinate, and a paste almost clogs his urethra. The result is not one, but two (or more) streams are released. One hits the toilet seat, one runs down the male's leg, and one hits the cat. The toilet water is never touched.
I had to shower and change my pants because glue dick sprayed all over the bathroom again!
by randalllflagg September 1, 2013
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glueface

A disparaging term for someone who sniffs glue.
He’s been a sad sack glueface all the way back to the eighth grade.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 19, 2020
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I'm rubber you're glue

A riposte used when someone calls you a name. Indicates that whatever names or words someone uses in an attempt to offend or insult you, those words will bounce off you, and stick to the name-caller, indicating that he or she is actually indicative of the connotation he or she originally wanted to impart upon you. Also, what I say to Peter to make him cry.
I'm rubber you're glue, your words bounce off me and stick to you.
by Holly Strop July 17, 2006
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Hot Glueing

The act of ejaculating semen on a figurine, usually of an attractive female.
Hank collects tons of anime figurines.... I bet he's hot glueing all of them.
by OmichanOL May 25, 2010
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Glaceon

Glaceon is so cool, it can freeze u with a look of it's eye
by The Glaceon Lover February 7, 2017
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gluey louie

An instance in which a man ejaculates into his sexual partner’s purse as a means of revenge and/or proving a point to her. Later, the girl goes into her purse in order to grab her keys, wallet, phone, ect. but discovers quickly that the contents of her purse are covered in a sticky white smelly substance.
“Omg, what is all over my keys? Oh that bastard must have given me the Gluey Louie!”

“I swear Becky gets a new purse every week, probably since she is a true cunt, and guys are always giving her the ol’ Gluey Louie.”
by AGoodLad June 16, 2020
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