the gloved one

A nickname for Michael Jackson.

Originated from his penchant for wearing one sequinced white glove at performances.

THE KING OF POP RULES ON!!!

The gloved one wrote "We are the World."

by Liznips January 6, 2008

One Glove

Michael Jackson's version of Bob Marley's "One Love"

Andrew: "MJ brought the whole world together."

Ian: "Yeah man, One Glove!'

by icwish June 26, 2009

Absolutely Glovered

To be worn out by spending your time next to someone with no "banter". Talks exclusively about things you could not care less about. Often harmful to mental health.

I was stuck in his room for more than half an hour, in the end I was absolutely glovered.

by salsamaster1991 June 9, 2011

pink boxing glove

When you’re fisting your partner and it goes horribly wrong, resulting in your partner’s rectum being pulled out and remaining on your hand like a glove.

“I got a bit too rough my partner and ended up with a pink boxing glove.”

by jubbajubba October 1, 2018

How do you type with boxing gloves on

A rather stupid question frequently asked of Strong Bad.

What a lot of people ask.

by Metallicat October 28, 2003

Poo Glove

While loading up bags of manure at work, some residual poo stays on your gloves. You then chase fellow employees around while shouting "poo glove!" or something of that nature.

Poo glove attack on cashiers at work

by Hersheyloc April 1, 2009

drop the gloves

Hockey slang for fighting.

When players come to fight, they drop their gloves so they can hit each other's face with bare fists.

When players drop the gloves, the commentator may say, for instance:

"John Kordic just dropped the gloves!"

by maxcanada April 28, 2006