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two left hand boxing gloves

When a Vagina is severly swolen after a night of sex. The Vagina resembles two left handed boxing gloves
Last night, I beat her pussy up and left it looking like two left hand boxing gloves.
by MustangDriver October 25, 2010
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love gloves

IE: i was bout to get some, but i didn't have any love gloves.
by anonfag November 25, 2007
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ice cream gloves

A mythical item. Nobody has ever actually seen them and lived to tell about it. The full extent of their power is unknown, but it is rumored they will keep your hands from becoming sticky while eating ice cream.
Cube claims to own a pair of ice cream gloves, but nobody knows for sure.
by FishUSMC July 2, 2008
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fillet gloves

Edge-proof (but not point-proof) gloves made out of some tough yet flexible material, such as kevlar, to protect your hands while filleting fish.
Unlike mice and rats, hamsters and gerbils usually bite when they are first handled, and then they stay in their cage for the rest of their life. If you buy your kid a hamster or a gerbil that has not been handled a lot, then buy some fillet gloves and handle it yourself for about a week until it gets really tame.
by Vet Man December 8, 2006
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loves the gloves

When referring to someone who is a homosexual.

Derived from a legendary figure from Halifax, Canada with a homoerotic leather glove fetish. He is known to frequently pick up unsuspecting drunk men who mistake him for a cab. He then pushes his leather glove sales on the intoxicated passenger and in some cases requests to have them drive his car while wearing the gloves. These reports date back at least a decade.
Richard: "That chick is obsessed with Nathan. Is he going to bone her or what?"

John: "Nah, I think he loves the gloves"
by 234897324 October 10, 2018
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Niko's Gloves

the only thing people care about now in Gta IV, Rumored to have been taken out of the game at the last second...god damn you rockstar..
Niko's gloves are harder to find than Bigfoot...because they dont exist
by WWiDJesus May 8, 2008
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joe gloves

a rugged, old looking pair of fingerless gloves. preferably green or brown. also known as hobo gloves. must have at least two tears or rips. very attractive when following the style of clothing that is grunge.
" i just bought a new pair of joe gloves! although my fingertips are cold , im happy to look so homeless and beautiful."
by gio.cobain February 1, 2010
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