A word that can be used to describe anything, and the meaning changes to the user's will, depending on tone, emotion and to whom it is said
by jarquavius the third September 19, 2025
Get the Glonkmug. 
The act of layering clothes on top of each other to showcase how much of your wardrobe you can wear at once.
Specifically: A 'Glink' is the amount of underwear worn. and 'Glonk' is all other types of clothing.
You can discreetly be hitting a 12 Glink under your regular daily wear. or go all out with a 40 Glink Glonk to showcase your stature.
Specifically: A 'Glink' is the amount of underwear worn. and 'Glonk' is all other types of clothing.
You can discreetly be hitting a 12 Glink under your regular daily wear. or go all out with a 40 Glink Glonk to showcase your stature.
"Yo bro Jaydan hit a 48 Glink Glonk last night. shit went hard."
*Me currently wearing 10 pairs of underwear* "These guys have no idea im hitting a 10 Glink right now."
*Me currently wearing 10 pairs of underwear* "These guys have no idea im hitting a 10 Glink right now."
by J-Money.Vegas July 5, 2024
Get the Glink Glonkmug. Keith: I feel like a glonk. I do nothing besides rot in my fuckin bed.
Peter: Dw ur more meaningful than my ranked teammates. They’re so retarted!
Peter: Dw ur more meaningful than my ranked teammates. They’re so retarted!
by fillthevoid_001 February 4, 2025
Get the Glonkmug. by AMysteriousMan2001 August 1, 2025
Get the Glonkedmug. Calling someone “Glonk” is usually a lighthearted jab, suggesting the person:
Did something awkward, clumsy, or unexpectedly silly
Was moving or behaving in a way that’s a bit offbeat, like tripping, dropping something, or saying something random or confusing
It’s like being called a goofball, just with a weirder word.
Did something awkward, clumsy, or unexpectedly silly
Was moving or behaving in a way that’s a bit offbeat, like tripping, dropping something, or saying something random or confusing
It’s like being called a goofball, just with a weirder word.
My friend buddy Jake lost us the game so I called him ‘glonk’
Or
Richard is such a ‘glonk’ because knocked over his water bottle
Beaudry just fell with no serious injuries, that was such a ‘glonk’ move
Or
Richard is such a ‘glonk’ because knocked over his water bottle
Beaudry just fell with no serious injuries, that was such a ‘glonk’ move
by Jake Beaudry 69 June 30, 2025
Get the Glonkmug. The act of layering clothes on top of each other to showcase how much of your wardrobe you can wear at once.
Specifically: A 'Glink' is the amount of underwear worn. and 'Glonk' is all other types of clothing.
You can discreetly be hitting a 12 Glink under your regular daily wear. or go all out with a 40 Glink Glonk to showcase your stature.
Specifically: A 'Glink' is the amount of underwear worn. and 'Glonk' is all other types of clothing.
You can discreetly be hitting a 12 Glink under your regular daily wear. or go all out with a 40 Glink Glonk to showcase your stature.
"Yo bro Jaydan hit a 48 Glink Glonk last night. shit went hard."
*Me currently wearing 10 pairs of underwear* "These guys have no idea im hitting a 10 Glink right now."
*Me currently wearing 10 pairs of underwear* "These guys have no idea im hitting a 10 Glink right now."
by J-Money.Vegas July 5, 2024
Get the Glink Glonkmug.