The Glonk

A epic fun pro club

lineup:

Bonerman
Shamoo

Broonaldo
Roslea Rioter
Balvie boi

Kyle ca
Fin bar
Porkie

Greedo
Vincenzo
Cragg

Holy fuck it’s the glonk we better be scared incase they shit all over our wrists and piss on bonermans cat

by The glonk November 10, 2020

Little glonk

Glonk but little

Little glonk is a epic war lord and he defeated Yeet a lot of times he is also the coolest guy that exist

by Little glonk August 6, 2021

Glonk

A derogatory term for an individual who is incapable of digesting Gluten

Natalie is a Glonk

by Kidz Table August 31, 2024

Glonking

Failing to digest Gluten

That Glonk is Glonking right now!

by Kidz Table August 31, 2024

Glonk The Wizz

A term used to describe smoking the drug marijuana, usually accompanied by friends.

Friend 1: Hey dude, wanna go glonk the wizz?
Friend 2: Hell yeah, let's go get high!

by QUEERHOMOMAN December 4, 2024

Glonk

Calling someone “Glonk” is usually a lighthearted jab, suggesting the person:

Did something awkward, clumsy, or unexpectedly silly

Was moving or behaving in a way that’s a bit offbeat, like tripping, dropping something, or saying something random or confusing

It’s like being called a goofball, just with a weirder word.

My friend buddy Jake lost us the game so I called him ‘glonk’

Or

Richard is such a ‘glonk’ because knocked over his water bottle

Beaudry just fell with no serious injuries, that was such a ‘glonk’ move

by Jake Beaudry 69 June 30, 2025

Glonk

Does nothing its whole life and just dies/meaningless

"youre a glonk"

"discord mods are glonks"

by Arieo July 14, 2025