Gooched

1. Recieving a kick up the gooch
2. An entity that exhibits the qualities of the gooching idiology (man, thats gooch!)
3. The act of boneheading a photo with your hand in the shape of the baracuda.
4. Being bettered by the Gooch Squad

"Mum, can u check my balls? I got badly gooched today"
"Mitch had the best stack, it was fuckin' gooch!"
"We gooched that photo good"
Jim: "Those guys got owned" Jase: "nah champ, they got Gooched!"

by ||tom|| December 11, 2008

gooched

{goo-sh-td}
{goo-ch}

When a situation or event becmomes completely stuffed or ruined. Similar to f@#%ed.

Can also be used without the -ed, in this case it becomes an adjective.

"I tried to find the toilet but the whole system was just gooched"

"Awwwwww..gooch"

by mau5fan March 3, 2009

Gooched

Gooched or being gooched is where a male with a sweaty gooch wipes his hand all around that area then slaps someone with the hand full of gooch sweat.

man 1:wow dawg, yall just got gooched..
man 2:Aah shit man, it stinks.
man 1:unlucky man
man2:i think ima die:s

by xDiown( |x April 15, 2009

Gooched

To fuck something up or otherwise fail at an basic task. A term used typically by Canadians.

You: "Aw man, I always burn my fries when I make them!"
Your friend: "Lol, you fucking gooched it"

by atarirob2 June 12, 2017

Gooched

When a principal at your school punishes you or someone else. This must be a principal or it is not the same thing.

The principal caught Billie smoking weed in the bathroom and gooched him. He was suspended for a week.

by TreNotCool March 22, 2019

Gooched

When you shit on someone- irl or in-game

“Get gooched on”
“I just gooched your sis”

by GoochThot47 April 28, 2021

Gooched

The highest status a lad can have with his daddylad on board a Royal Navy T class submarine. If a daddylad proclaims his lad as being gooched, it means the lad undertakes all his duties for his daddylad with care and consideration in a selfless manner. A gooched lad is proud to be classed as so, and can frequently be seen around the submarine flaunting his high status in front of other clean or unclaimed lads.

Sailor A: I hear that lads been gooched by his daddylad shippers.

Sailor B: Of course he has shippers, look at him he's like the cat that got the cream!

Sailor C: it's alright for some, I'm still unclaimed....

Sailor A: <chuckles> give it time lad, give it time...

by Sticky_Green September 16, 2021