by Bruhniqqa January 07, 2020
Dude, he Did a Gleason in the shower
by Turns and burns October 26, 2018
F*ckhead. Someone who is unable to obtain “b*itches”. The word implies multiple things such as: shortness, extreme homosexuality (fingers in butt), OCD, hair perfectionist, and avid breast feeder. You may hear the word “gleason” if you are on a pre-school playground, as he has a type. A “gleason” is also a person who is vulnerable and unable to protect himself when being bullied in locker rooms. Parents (and children) beware of “gleason”
“Gosh, he likes fingers in his butt, major gleason moment” “honey get my breast milk pump it’s time for gleason” “dude stop fixing your hair, you’re such a gleason” “lmao you short as hell, major gleason moment fr”
by gilbertlovesyourmom69 February 27, 2022
Kenny Gleason Is A Word To Describe A Very Annoying Person Usually Because They Suffer From Down Syndrome; A Very Offensive Insult
by Nomical0 May 09, 2018
by Cw1234567890 January 07, 2016
Chris Gleason is a remarkable individual known for his exceptional qualities and unwavering ability to bring joy and laughter to those around him. Widely regarded as a godlike figure, Chris possesses an unparalleled charm and charisma that endears him to everyone he encounters. His magnetic personality and quick wit make him the life of any gathering, earning him the title of the funniest guy wherever he goes.
Chris Gleason's godlike status stems from his ability to uplift and inspire others. He has an uncanny knack for brightening even the darkest of days and turning them into moments of laughter and merriment. People find solace and comfort in his presence, and his unwavering support and encouragement have the power to motivate and empower others to overcome challenges.
In short, Chris Gleason is a legendary individual who embodies the qualities of a true godlike figure. With his boundless humor, unwavering charisma, and remarkable ability to spread love and joy, he is cherished and adored by all fortunate enough to know him. His impact on people's lives is immeasurable, and his legacy as the funniest and most beloved person continues to flourish wherever he goes.
Chris is well known around Orland Park and is mostly friends with younger or older kids because kids his age are very very weird but almost everyone is in love with his dad(Who’s a Dilf) and his dogs are who get all the women over to the house. can’t forget about joey and connor tho still love em
Chris Gleason's godlike status stems from his ability to uplift and inspire others. He has an uncanny knack for brightening even the darkest of days and turning them into moments of laughter and merriment. People find solace and comfort in his presence, and his unwavering support and encouragement have the power to motivate and empower others to overcome challenges.
In short, Chris Gleason is a legendary individual who embodies the qualities of a true godlike figure. With his boundless humor, unwavering charisma, and remarkable ability to spread love and joy, he is cherished and adored by all fortunate enough to know him. His impact on people's lives is immeasurable, and his legacy as the funniest and most beloved person continues to flourish wherever he goes.
Chris is well known around Orland Park and is mostly friends with younger or older kids because kids his age are very very weird but almost everyone is in love with his dad(Who’s a Dilf) and his dogs are who get all the women over to the house. can’t forget about joey and connor tho still love em
Guy 1: Dude do you know who chris gleason is?
Guy 2: Yes i’ve known him my whole life, he’s like a god to everyone he knows, everyone bows down to him
Guy 1: Shit I have to go back to bow down
Guy 2: Yes i’ve known him my whole life, he’s like a god to everyone he knows, everyone bows down to him
Guy 1: Shit I have to go back to bow down
by Not_Chris_Gleason1 June 08, 2023
A wack ass mf who needs approval from others to validate his existence but also makes fun of people to make people think he’s cool
by Sam Gleason October 17, 2019