glucometer

Device used by diabetics that uses test strips to check blood sugar levels.

He was so frustated because the glucometer gave him an error message.

by SJ Haynes September 3, 2006

glascoe

A person who is a great athlete and loves to play around, jokes, and average penis

Tell me more glascoe

by Glascoes December 21, 2016

glaucoma test

The most barbaric test in all of medicine

"Now it's time for the glaucoma test, look at the little red dot"
"I see it now what"
"Keep looking...."
"SNAP!"
"OH SHIT, MY EYES JUST BLEW OUT THE BACK OF MY HEAD!"

by RockinDetroit February 19, 2006

anal glaucoma

21st Century ailment or sickness.

Call the Boss;
'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' you say.

'What the hell is anal glaucoma?' Boss says

'I can't see my ass coming into work today.'

by gavs February 21, 2008

Glascote

Glascote is home to plenty of druggies, dealing behind the chippy on the Glascote road. Has a shitty co-op that has a man at the till who stares at your tits and the underpasses near the odeon smell like piss

Err did you see that snotty kid walking through Glascote

by snotty kid walking in Glascote December 12, 2019

Glamcock

Glamrock Freddys cock

I think i just saw his glamcock..

by Imshartingbricks February 10, 2022

Glasco

Usually referred to as "That one little sh#thole" in the middle of Kansas. Home to old people and drug addicts.

Remember Glasco? That little sh#thole was terrible place to be.

Synonyms: Shithole

by glascoite October 23, 2008