Gaiden

A side story or a spinoff of of a published work. It is not considered as a prequel or a sequel. Some gaidens are just stories retold from another character's perspective, or a flashback.

In a gaiden of Dragon Knights, by Mineko Ohkami, Rune has a nightmare of everyone becoming crossdressers.

by Miyaviya August 25, 2008

Glidey

When an excess accumulation of sweat and filth between one's buttcheeks enables said person to walk faster and with longer strides (or "glide" if you will). This occurs because the ass sweat reduces friction between the buttocks. Unfortunately, the benefits of being glidey are far outweighed by the drawbacks, which include: anal soreness/irritation, rashes, and localized chafing in the anal area.

One is said to be "glidey", or to have a case of "glideys".

Glideys can be caused by not wiping properly, heavy sweating, not bathing, or any number of other factors.

While walking across the parking lot in the afternoon heat, Morris immediately regretted having been so hasty in cleansing his anus after defecation. The squishiness between his buttocks, coupled with the frictionless strides he was suddenly able to take, led him to realize that he was Glidey.

At the end of the Skee-Lo video "I Wish", Skee-Lo performs a dance that appears to be possible only with the assistance of a severe case of the Glideys.

by Poor Woobie March 11, 2008

Glade

Plug it in
plug it in

glade plug-ins have been known to cause house fires

by Winnie The Shit November 13, 2003

Glaiven

What Professer Frink from The Simpsons yells when he is either excited or upset.

Professer Frink "I could be a jedi, with the shwingggg shwingggg OH GLAIVEN"

by Sam Telfer June 11, 2006

Side Glide

A mistress or woman on the side.

When things aren't going well at home, you can go over to your side glide and relax and get some release. (See also slide glide).

by Deputy Dawg 289 April 14, 2011

Glacier Glider

A term used for a white person invented by AK Nation News on youtube.

A Glacier Glider was minding his own business when suddenly he was attacked.

by Todball September 16, 2021

Ninja Gaiden Black

The video game equivalent of natural selection.

If you're one of those whiny adolescent morons who threatens complete strangers with violence over Xbox Live despite the fact you haven't even got hairs on your chin, don't play Ninja Gaiden Black. The sudden jolt back to reality may annihilate you.

by Muttering Master March 8, 2007