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a sweet, kind, smart, sensitive and lovely person with a great music taste
he deserves the best !!
a sweet, kind, smart, sensitive and lovely person with a great music taste
he deserves the best !!
Giuseppe is the love of my life!
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Get the Gisseppee mug.Guiseppi (n) was thought to have come from the ancient Greek word 'Guzebi' which loosely translates into 'The Sex,' or even more loosely into 'Volunteer Porn Star.'
However, due to recent study of the Guiseppi artifact (by at least one real scientist), it has been presumed that, it also means 'Comedian to rule them all,' 'God,' and 'Professional Porn Star.'
Some people also believe that the word is a Hybrid of the English word 'Mississippi (River),' and 'Guis,' (Dutch for cool), Thus giving the word the meaning 'Flowing Coolness.'
But the name actually came from the Simpsons, like all good things.
However, due to recent study of the Guiseppi artifact (by at least one real scientist), it has been presumed that, it also means 'Comedian to rule them all,' 'God,' and 'Professional Porn Star.'
Some people also believe that the word is a Hybrid of the English word 'Mississippi (River),' and 'Guis,' (Dutch for cool), Thus giving the word the meaning 'Flowing Coolness.'
But the name actually came from the Simpsons, like all good things.
Example of Humor:
<Guiseppi> "Hey guys, just noticed something...
Rihanna's "Don't Stop the Music" is the 6th most viewed video on Youtube...
And Chris Brown's "With You" is 4th most viewed.
I guess Chris Brown beats Rihanna."
Example of God-like-ness and Humor:
<esay> Guiseppi, are you God?
<Guiseppi> Yeah.
But there's a twist...
I'm real!
Example of Sex-ness and contribution to society (No humour, that Porn is no laughing matter. It's a very pleasurable matter), and appreciation of other people's jokes:
<esay> Guiseppi, are you a Professional Porn Star or a Volunteer Porn Star?
<Guiseppi> Hahahahahahaha!
I'm a volunteer,.
I don't believe I should get money for that.
I do it because I love the feeling of helping people.
(Turns out the loose translation was right... what a deal! (Goes off to watch free Guiseppi Porn)).
<Guiseppi> "Hey guys, just noticed something...
Rihanna's "Don't Stop the Music" is the 6th most viewed video on Youtube...
And Chris Brown's "With You" is 4th most viewed.
I guess Chris Brown beats Rihanna."
Example of God-like-ness and Humor:
<esay> Guiseppi, are you God?
<Guiseppi> Yeah.
But there's a twist...
I'm real!
Example of Sex-ness and contribution to society (No humour, that Porn is no laughing matter. It's a very pleasurable matter), and appreciation of other people's jokes:
<esay> Guiseppi, are you a Professional Porn Star or a Volunteer Porn Star?
<Guiseppi> Hahahahahahaha!
I'm a volunteer,.
I don't believe I should get money for that.
I do it because I love the feeling of helping people.
(Turns out the loose translation was right... what a deal! (Goes off to watch free Guiseppi Porn)).
by esay002 May 10, 2009
Get the Guiseppi mug.The leader of the niigata land aboriginals of australia. formaly knows as the noongahs. Dey like ta smoke a couple bongs and sniff a kilo of petrol down by da local tree. Papa Giuseppe will look out for all his children even dose who fuck their cousins and the dingoes. watch out for Papa, he will do some weird voodoo shit dat will banish de spirits from his land and place them right on your sholders.
Papa giuseppee: bong jitta fucka cousin butta bing butta bong
Barry: bannka lu meeka faucka sniff butter dong bong.
Barry: bannka lu meeka faucka sniff butter dong bong.
by rusty gates. October 14, 2011
Get the papa giuseppe mug.An extremely wet, sloppy, normally black vagina. It can be defined by holding a colander up to it, and if the moist flesh drips through, but stays in tact, then it is a sloppy giuseppi, or an SG.
by JP98 January 7, 2011
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