gouda

Money. Coined by E-40.

"The definition of gouda...chalupa, scrilla, scratch, paper, yaper, capital."
Gouda - E-40

by sydeshow April 17, 2006

gilda

a chick so pretty that pathetic losers sitting around dreaming of how glamourous it would be to be her.

Emily and Cavin are such gildas.

by emdizzle December 28, 2005

guidance

A period in school time where they try to teach you about life.
No one ever listens but they eat and mostly sleep for an hour.

burger-"What food did you get for guidance?"
Me-"I got two ham rolls and some chocolate bars."
burger-"Cool."

by securson March 24, 2004

Gudang Garam

A brand of clove cigarettes, also known as kreteks. Even though its lesser know than Djarum, its better. Leaves a sweet taste on your lips. Sometimes it can be hard to find this brand, mostly only sold at tobacco shops.

Boring normal cigarette smoking person: dude your cigarette smells weird. Are you smoking weed or something?
Cool indie kretek smoking kid: no you idiot. Its Gudang Garam

by Graatjie December 27, 2008

gludairitarian

An individual who does not consume dairy and gluten. Especially for health and moral reasons.

Justin: Hey Sam, want some pizza?
Sam: No thanks, I'm a gludairitarian.
Justin: Okay, well more for me.

by kina_bear November 18, 2016

Mr. Guida

Well-known substitute teacher at school. Most of the time he’ll be on top of things and run the class smoothly. Doesn’t allow cell-phone use and enforces the teachers instructions when it needs to be done

Mr. Guida was our substitute for biology because Mrs. Krusz wasn’t here today.

by Spic Dickuloid November 27, 2018

Gilda

another name for a wig. Urban NY, Chicago and DC drag queen referred to their wigs as "gilda's" paying homage to the late Gilda Radner.

I best be painting my face and throwing on my gilda to snatch a trophy at the ball tonight!!

by shade4days January 29, 2015