gitch

Gicth is a guy bitch used instead of the female word bitch.

Can also be used garbitch, gaybitch (if person is gay) and g-bitch

-He is such a BITCH!
- No he's a dude... he's a GITCH!

by tlove April 17, 2014

gitch cake

n. refers to the flattened mass of poo embedded in your underwear after mistaking the need to flatulate with needing to poop. Only occurs while sitting and usually when one is propped on one ass cheek to ease the passage of the perceived gas bubble (which is actually a shit in the chute). Frequently happens when one is dressed for work and while driving.

"Hey boss, I would love to discuss my performance issues in greater depth, but I am in the car, and while I had you on mute, I farted. Turns out it wasn't a fart, and I am sitting in a Gitch Cake. Can I call you back?"

by cookie1964 February 15, 2013

shit gitch

when someones underwear is dirty or is soiled

he has shit gitch

by junglebug1010 September 14, 2014

shit gitch

when someones underwear is dirty or is soiled

he has shit gitch

by junglebug1010 September 14, 2014

gitch

a gitch is a male bitch

Vince, you're a fucking gitch

by Sofe August 27, 2004

Gitch

The act of talking about one topic and then changing to another, unrelated topic.

Roger was talking about vagina then gitched about fingering a girl.

by mastertaint August 20, 2013

gitch

1)gitch-the combination of gay and bitch

2)an Elmer

hey there's Elmer.

Yeah, he is such a gitch

by Lancaster kid jr. April 27, 2008