Girthquake

A rare incident when a male violently ejaculates while uncontrollably shitting. The combination creates a ground-shaking event.

The Peeping Tom caused mayhem for the building managers because he would regularly Girthquake during meal delivery.

by Deeeeznutz March 17, 2021

girthquake

seismic activity caused by the falling of a particularly heavy individual

Lizzo’s footsteps alone could qualify as girthquakes.

by acharisa February 21, 2024