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Girthanthaclops

1. The rare Girthanthaclops can destroy ANY female with a single thrust.

2. My Girthanthaclops can be unruly around the ladies from time to time.
by nobodytooimportant August 24, 2008
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Girth Warrior

Penis has limited length but substantial girth
by void nz February 17, 2015
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Girth Hammer

An unnaturally bulbous and heavy penis head, causing the shaft to perpetually bend towards the floor. This bending occurs at all times, even during erection and usually presents all sorts of problems when being blown.
When Kim was attempting to blow me last night, I accidentally bruised her forehead and gave her a black eye with my Girth Hammer! She concussed shortly thereafter...
by Girth Himself January 24, 2009
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Cock Girth

the circumference of you cock
"Charles, what's your cock girth?"
"I'm not telling or showing you unless you're one of my hoes, bitch"
by drkittydeath May 20, 2007
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Girth Worm

An incredibly thick penis. Because of the extreme thickness, there are no condoms that can contain this massively wide unit. In order to have intercourse, one must wiggle their dick like a worm for several minutes to burrow in even the loosest of vaginas.
Did you see Philip's girth worm? It was huge!
by Flip Flossy June 30, 2012
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Grothing

To excrete faecses while ejaculating
David was having a quiet grothing session at home by himself while the mrs and kids went shopping, he was unaware that she forgot her purse. She ran quickly into the house to get her purse from the kitchen and found David in the heights of grothing on their dining table......
"OH MY GOD?!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DAVID??!!!!!! I told you not to be grothing all over the house!!!! Your paying for the cleaner this time!!!!! I hope you save that for our churting session in Thursday....."
by Grothstalker September 29, 2012
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Girth Slip

When a persons size means they take up more than their allotted space
That lady should buy 2 train tickets her girth slipped all over me
by Mikerak January 7, 2015
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