I hope you're packing some toilet paper because I am about to pull a Teddy Garcia.
If the Packers don't make the Super Bowl it will be Teddy Garcia time.
We don't need you getting all Teddy Garcia over the situation.
If the Packers don't make the Super Bowl it will be Teddy Garcia time.
We don't need you getting all Teddy Garcia over the situation.
by Amos_Moses October 12, 2013
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by IL4DD November 3, 2017
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Generally refers to an extremely intelligent man, better looking than the everyday George Clooney, who is socially acknowledged as out of every woman's league.
It is a proven fact that a man with the name Giancarlo has a 87% better chance of becoming a porn star or Calvin Klein model than any other man.
Women who are fortunate enough to meet a Giancarlo always attempt to seduce him, always to no avail. Ultimately a Giancarlo will choose a woman after many years of confirming the woman to be worthy. These women are considered luckier than than people who win the lottery.
It is a proven fact that a man with the name Giancarlo has a 87% better chance of becoming a porn star or Calvin Klein model than any other man.
Women who are fortunate enough to meet a Giancarlo always attempt to seduce him, always to no avail. Ultimately a Giancarlo will choose a woman after many years of confirming the woman to be worthy. These women are considered luckier than than people who win the lottery.
-"Hey man, I thought I was well hung but then I was at the gym with Giancarlo."
-"You should have known even horses are scared of guy's named Giancarlo."
-"You should have known even horses are scared of guy's named Giancarlo."
by thealessandroshow September 23, 2011
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I am going to fuck that girl
past tense: garché
Me garché a esa chica
I fucked that girl
I am going to fuck that girl
past tense: garché
Me garché a esa chica
I fucked that girl
by purrete faldeño November 29, 2010
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The act of killing ones self via the use of gears. A term created by the online gaming community when players became frustrated by difficult levels in games, specifically the 1989 Batman: The Video Game for the NES. Players would reach the final level of the game (Batcave Clock Tower) which consisted of many gears and cogs. After reaching the end of the level they would be faced with two consecutive boss fights. In the event of death they'd be forced to replay the entire level once again and often in frustration the player would jump into the metal gears killing themselves.
Im going to commit gearcide
by WingZen Clap September 21, 2017
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