Genital Flatulence

When you fart while sitting in such a way that it cannot escape along a normal route, instead percolating by way of the genital area.

John's genital flatulence caused his balls vibrate which in turn made him jizz in his pants.

Cassey's genital flatulence made her giggle and laugh out loud.

by Phrixus October 7, 2009

Gelato Genitalia

An act of a man or woman sticking their genitals into ice cream. Usually used during foreplay.

I gave Alicia a little taste of my gelato genitalia!

by LangeTheThird June 18, 2014

Show me your genitals

A funny sexist rap video on youtube made by Canadian comedian Jon LaJoie.

"It's not sexist coz im saying it in a song,
thats right bitch now take off your thong and
show me your genitals..." etc

by kurtas August 27, 2008

Gerita

Gerita is a canon ship in the anime named Hetalia. But get my facts straight, obviously the two people being shipped, Germany and Italy, are in a relationship behind closed doors. Without Gerita, the fangirls would have nothing to fangirl over, except maybe UsUk. Read about it, draw about it, goddammit you can even write a book about Germany fuckin G Italy for all I care. Just support this ship as much as possible.

Did you hear about Gerita being canon?
No...
Oh....okay.

by ameris_bank_dude June 6, 2018

Genital Warfare

(Noun) When a person uses sexual behavior to create interpersonal leverage. Usually refering to the giving or withholding of sex to gain favor in a situation. Typical of women, but men are capable to use this tactic as well.

Can also be used to describe the tactics of overtly sexual behavior or dress in public places, used to influence the crowd.

1) Becky engaged in genital warfare to convince her boyfriend to be more commited to the relationship.

2) Damn that girl is engaging in genital warfare coming to a classy party dressed like that.

by sanyamamike January 9, 2011

genital smashing

When your suitemate is banging the shit out of her boyfriend and all you can hear is the smashing of their fucking genitals

"That skank and her bf were genital smashing so fucking hard last night"

by HungoverDave March 31, 2015

genitalia paraphernalia

A classy ‘dick pic’ or picture of ones genitalia

Person 1: ‘Would you like some genitalia paraphernalia?’
Person 2:‘No, but thank you for asking first. Very classy of you.’

by ShutUpHeidi February 12, 2018