gerth turtle

When your getting head and your penis gets bit so it shrivels up like a turtle going into its shell.

She gave me a Gerth turtle

by Gerth turtle June 8, 2016

gerthen

When food is really really good

Grandma this food is straight gerthen!

by Jdjdhdud March 17, 2022

Gurthy Burp

A hefty cavernous burp/belch from the utter depth of your being.

Person 1: “Dayum that was a gurthy burp”
Person 2: “How can a burp be gurthy?!”
Person 1: “If yknow, yknow. If you don’t then I guess your deez.”
Person 2: “…deez what?”
Person 1: “DEEZ NUTZ!”

by DogwaterAYO May 4, 2022

dirty gethyn

The Act of sticking a snake 5 inches up your ass while bum-fucking a dog and slapping your girlfriends cock.

Person1: Hey Connor I heard you performed a dirty gethyn last night.
Person2: yeah Leo I did do you want to join next time.
Person1: sure!

by Connor’s lawyer March 21, 2022

gerth

penis, cock, dick, man meat, love lenth

shit i need to get the gerth out

by jonny cupcakes April 30, 2005

Girthy Turd

A girthy turd occurs when you fist your ass, and stretch it open with 2 hands and take a big green shit. Also referred as a Shrek Dump (a big green watery shit).

The other day my asshole muscle squeezed out a girthy turd and it left me with a butt guppy.

by GirthyTurd October 23, 2009

Garthy

A cough with a degree of phlegm, but not "phlegmy" per say. Can also be used in the context of saying something with a hoarse, sick-sounding voice.

"Since having this head cold, I've started sounding really garthy."

by NewLinguistic2k16 October 2, 2018