gert

fat, strong, the name of a fat red head girl on the show FRIENDS! monica and chandlers wedding. she dances with ross.

damn, that is a gert. I just left a gert in the toilet. That gert can throw far. Im a gert. Your a gert.

by NIALL March 15, 2005

gert

Refering to the "shit" as far as marijuana goes. This is the stuff you want your sack to be: "The gert"

Man, that shit is so good, that is the gert!

by nigga May 20, 2003

gert

A cigarette, and I came up with it. Short for cigert. Which is short for cigarette. Which means little cigar. I don't know what cigar means.

Lemme bum a gert, nigga.

by Justin September 21, 2004

gert

newly forming eyebrows

i had by eybrows waxed but a weet later i had gerts

by Joe Summers February 03, 2003

Gert

A grenade, especially one used in a video game

Damn... son, I just got gerted!

by Crapshooter August 05, 2003

gert

To be embarrassed. An exclamation, claiming that someone should be embarrassed.

When I farted in class I was so gerted.

Gert, thinkin' you were gettin' some.

by JessicaEst December 20, 2006

Gert

"Gert" is another way to express hatred without using foul language such as: bitch, cunt, whore, slut, skeeze, etc.

She is such a gert.

by A&A Word January 22, 2011