geriatric drag racing

Two old drivers blocking both lanes driving 20 miles an hour! Just get the fuck over already!

I was late for work because of these two old people geriatric drag racing!(GDR)

by Bagdad February 10, 2015

Geriatric crew

A set of old people hanging together.

The geriatric crew is playing Bingo.

by Islandgirl868 July 14, 2018

Geriatric bunny.

A geriatric bunny is a senior citizen w energizer batteries.

A 71 year old named Barnacle that has a Harley Davidson and a hot rod would be considered a geriatric bunny.

by ATX September 2, 2018

Gericatric

That weird stage in a cat's life when it's no longer a kitten but isn't dead yet

Lauren: "Aww, how old is this furball?"
Kristen: "I dunno, he has to be gericatric by now."

by kayjayweb March 4, 2019

geriatric popsicle stand

A shitty nursing home

Ty: ready to go

Mrs bell: hell yeah let’s get the hell out of this geriatric popsicle stand

by Heartlandfan666 September 14, 2020

Geriatric teacher

A miserable old sod, usually with a beard, who corrects anybody and everybody at every opportune moment. Particularly anal about poor grammar. A geriatric teacher tries to remain relevant by wearing cartoon socks.

I’m being taught by a geriatric teacher

by Lady Victoria January 19, 2022

Geriatric Disco

Where they play the Jay-Z song that samples "Forever Young" and old people dance very slowly and sadly with each other. More deaths occur here than happen from drugs in normal Discos. These are in Europe.

"I'm going to die soon"
hag dances closer
"Me too"

Hookup occurs. Death ensues. Good way to keep the population down. This all happens inside the geriatric disco.

by mome-wrath March 30, 2010