To Gerb

To gerb someone is to draw moustache's upon a girl's public photos, effectively lowering her self-esteem, then taking advantage of this lowered self-esteem to ask her out.

That chick's a little out of my league, im gonna have to gerb the crap out of her.

by Ol Hoss November 08, 2010

Gerb

verb - while physically a grown man, you're far more likely to state the obvious as a child would. Also apt to make pollyanna religious statements.

retard

- um, the sun is really bright and hurts my eyes. Shut up, Gerb.
- um, isn't this a really beautiful day god has given us today?

by the Dude abides August 20, 2014

gerbs

An intense feeling of exhaustion, which leads to irrational acts of stupidity, such as sticking a giant cucumber in your pants and standing in the middle of a highway. Symptoms include fits of bizzare laughter, extreme muscle fatigue,and loss of all mental capabilities. Causes include, but are not limited to: heavy farm work, long distance running, hanging out with your friends for too long. WARNING: if you or your friends are experiencing "gerbs" quit working, find shade and drink water immediatly, or risk the effects of this terrible ailment.

"Oh dude, shit. Gerbs." or "Geh...ge....gerbs....."-then die a slow death. or just plain old "GEERRRRRRBS"

by Johnwolfman42 September 01, 2006

Gerbing

A fun kids game in which you take turns throwing at least ten gerbils into a bucket of water and then taking turns bobbing (with your mouth) for the gerbils. The fastest time, in collecting all the gerbils, wins. If any of the gerbils die during a contestants turn, they must receive a kick to the mouth by the player who's turn is after. This game is illegal in 3 countries. It was most recently banned in the UN in March of 2009.

Hey little Johnny, how about a good 'ol gerbing game for your birthday party tomorrow?

by GerbilStroker May 16, 2011

Gerb

Another word for a dweeb or a weirdo.

That kid over there is a gerb. (noun)
That kid is gerbin. (verb)

by hope6969 November 13, 2021

gerb

a twenty dollar marijuana sack.

the officer confiscated a dutch and a gerb, then arrested the suspect for possesion.

by genocide October 09, 2003

gerbs

Redundant skin and subcutaneous fat at the lateral aspect of the abdomen. Love handles. Especially when most noticeable from behind. Originally derived from an individual surnamed "Gerber" who exemplified this as his most prominent feature.

Eating all these buffalo wings is going to give me gerbs.

That girl's gerbs are hanging over her pants.

by bm#2 January 02, 2010