Gerbil

An underage girl who flirts or actively hunts for older partners for either meaningless sexual relationships or meaningful relationships. The opposite of Cougar.

Don't even look at her, she is a Gerbil and dating her would be illegal.

by alexiam April 11, 2009

Gerbilism

The type of crappy journalism that results in urban myths such as "Richard Gere stuffed a gerbil up his ass."

I read blogs, but more an more they seem to practice gerbilism rather than serious journalism.

by bukowsky December 17, 2008

Gerbil

n. Term originating from Saturday Night Live meaning the opposite of a cougar; a younger girl who likes older men the way an older woman (cougar) likes younger men

Bartender: Here you go, two shots of tequila.
Andy: We didn't order these.
Bartender: They're from the two ladies over there.
(Points to two 10 year old girls)
Andy: Dude, nice! Thank you, ladies.
Bartender: Watchout, they're gerbils.
Andy: Gerbils?
Bartender: Yeah, The opposite of cougars.

by imissedwoodstocktwice April 14, 2009

Gerbil

The opposite of a cougar.

Watch out they're Gerbils.

by speed123400 April 12, 2009

Gerbil

The opposite of a cougar. First defined on SNL.

Woman(24 years old) to Man(45 year old): "Wanna go to my place?"

Man to Woman: " Gerbil?" :)

by Stingray547 June 7, 2009

gerbiler

one who inserts live declawed gerbils into ones rectum using tube and lube

james bravro is a pro gerbiler on the weekends.

by mr. chinook April 28, 2011

Gerbil

A younger woman who likes older men. Opposite of Cougar.

She only goes after 30 year old men. She is such a gerbil.

by Beretta April 11, 2009