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gemstar

Gem the manufacturer of a very popular single edged razorblade, known as the GEM/STAR, commonly referred as a "gemstar"
"Cheers to the future as we toast to life.
i'm purveyin' in miami, i'm a socialite, nigga.
The cars are big, the cribs are bigger;
the kids are happy, the perfect picture.
Gemstar razor, the fruit of my labor..."
--Malace of The Clipse
by RixiM November 25, 2006
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Geiseks

The word "Geiseks" (formally called "gaysex" or just "gay sex") refers to a sexual activity between two men rejecting all the physical mental and political rights of the w*men. It's not very common but it's a fast rising among the homosexual industry and meme culture. The advantages of this conclusive type of sex are many:
1) During geiseks the confidence of both men increases more than straight sex with one generally brain delayed w*men. Both men are receiving enough faith for a second session.
2) The happiness of both men is increasing in spectacular levels. With the large amount of testosterone received by both men the mental health is improved more than one w*men psychologist can do for 4 years.
3) Improves the muscular system. By the geiseks the muscles are getting 3 times bigger because of the big weight exerting tension on the partner's body. During sex with the frustrating w*men only the man have some muscle enlargement, but it's small. The geiseks is an amazing way to train and practice the same amount of energy as in sports. Why do you think the discord gifs with gay things are only with bodybuilders...

There are some little disadvantages such as risks of AIDS or Syphilis, also there are some worms(like 20 cm) that are hidden in your guts which are slowly eating your orgams causing your terminal death. But these are just little problems let's not forget yolo!
In conclusion geiseks is really good way to have fun and to reject the evil possessive w*men's spirit.
Not that funny person: oMg, GeiSEkS whEn?!?¿?¿¡¿¡
Actual geiseks enjoyer: Whats should the question "geiseks when?" mean? Geiseks is timeless and eternal. Stop being an attention seeker and worship amogu
Not that funny person: *condemns his frustrated soul in the evil minds of the nocturnal depression, through the stream of his tears shed towards the damnation of a cruelty and ignorance"
by The Almighty Geiseks Innovator February 8, 2022
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Geostigma

A disease in Final Fantasy VII which is caused by Jenova's and Sephiroth's cells in the lifestream. They infect living humans whose bodies try to remove it, causing severe damage and eventually killing the host.
Your geostigma is gone... That's too bad

The last thoughts of Geostigma's death... those remnants will join the lifestream and girdle the planet; choking it; corroding it.
by FFVIICC February 3, 2010
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geester

Gangsta from the East - usually from Hong Kong or any part near South China Sea. Is usually very rich by inheritance and is often seen hangin out in various parts of China Town of a city. Also owns a lot of real estate and is seldom seen without sunglasses. He is always surrounded by wannabe geesters.
Don't mess with YoPhang, he's a bad geester!
by sgandhi September 9, 2008
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Gerstenatix

Noun, Gerstenatix (plural) Member of the Amsterdamsch Heeren Dispuut Gerstenat, known for its life defining commitment to academics, wildlife, sports and its endeavor to world peace.
Person 1: Why is there a tall, attractive, not at all arrogant looking guy having sex with my super model girlfriend and her even hotter best friend?
Person 2: He's a Gerstenatix who just saved a kitten from a tree.
by G-wet fo' Shizzle January 7, 2013
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geisha

Despite an obvious western curiousity with geisha they remain hidden in a cloak of secrecy. Geisha are not prostitutes or concubines, if anything they are the equivelant of hostesses. Geisha do not master the erotic arts, these duties are reserved for women called yugos. Compartively, geisha go through intense training learning only the traditional japanese arts. Geisha are very respectable women in japan's society and would never routinely indulge in relationships with different men.
The Geisha's beautiful sunset kimono flowed gently to the ground as she was gracefully playing the shamisen
by Jenna Dur May 13, 2006
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Condo Gestapo

A resident who volunteers to observe and report minor violations to the condo association on a regular basis, with identity unknown to other residents.
Another letter from the Condo Gestapo. Apparently this time the trash can was out before 7pm. Who is this guy?
by Project6195 June 28, 2012
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