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Geezer

A little bit whoo a litte bit way,ducker, diver fucker and a skiver!
Alright geezer got any gear!
by mentalgeezer August 5, 2003
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Geezer

Slang An old person, especially an eccentric old man.

Different form of middle English word - guiser (gysar), masquerader. It means to dress in disguise

WORD HISTORY: The word goes back to a custom at Christmas where people would dress up and give presents to the poor. Normally it was old men who were well established who would dress up.
by claymuir October 5, 2005
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Geezer

british slang, a term used by young people to say hello to thier respected friends.
howsit going geeza? fancy a pint?
yeh man...
nice one
by matty July 5, 2005
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Geezer

An old man who has excessive amounts of dandruff on his ballsack.
Look at that old geezer! I would hate to see him go kudos
by cougar744316 May 24, 2011
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Geezer

Typically working class, white, English tradesmen.

Although not all, many:
- are often (former) alcoholics and drug addicts.
- tend to be contempt or even hostile towards ethnic minorities and as such, socially right wing.
- are dismissive of the arts.
- are heavily tattooed all across the body.
- have very little to low qualifications from formal education.
- don't use correct grammar on social media.
- are very interested in physical sports such as boxing and football.
- frequent the pub.
*On Facebook*
Geezer 1: hav a look at this fella 👍🏻
Geezer 2: thats wicked m8 new van?
Geezer 1: yer mate its gonna help me business big time. old one was ge.ttin a bit old an shite.

Geezer: Any labourers want a days work tomorrow's scaffolding ??
by notgaymkay October 22, 2022
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The Geezer

Soak your hands, either intentionally or through doing dishes until they are wrinkley and pruned. Then go to work on yourself. Its like receiving a geriatric handie.
Wife made me do dishes last night, but I finished strong with the Geezer... that's not soap film on her favorite coffee mug.
by No Limit Llama March 10, 2020
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Geezer

He's just an old geezer.
You geezer! (old fart)
by Bryan Malley August 12, 2002
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