A real elmore like with hurricane katrina. Can happen in nature or can be a human fuck up or some combination thereof.
by Mmmm Lewinsky October 9, 2007
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"Deep down inside, people like to smell other people's farts! Plplplplpl!!!! I just farted **sniff sniff ** Yeah! you did!!!"
---Eddie Murphy ----"Eddie Murphy - Delirious 1984"
---Eddie Murphy ----"Eddie Murphy - Delirious 1984"
by dwayne May 12, 2004
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An example of Beare's Law of Accelerating Catastrophe at Sea - BLAC.
Imagine you are at sea and sailing along nicely a few miles off the coast of Corsica. You have the Genoa poled out and are running downwind. You are single handed. You pop down below to make yourself a cup of tea. Everything is fine. All of a sudden the wind shifts and you gybe. The pole slams across the forestay bent; the genoa is backed and the pole is trapped under the sail. As the boat lurches you are scolded with coffee. You rush on deck to sea the wind picking up and the boat floundering.
You are confident you will soon bring things under control. However, the wind is gusting alarmingly. A squawl from the hills. You cannot get the whisker pole off to furl the sail. You look up and in horror you see a ship coming at you dead ahead. The wind gusts and the boat is knocked down. You slip and land hard on deck bruising your arm.
And so it accumulates as you experience Beare's Law of Accelerating Catastrophe at Sea - BLAC.
Imagine you are at sea and sailing along nicely a few miles off the coast of Corsica. You have the Genoa poled out and are running downwind. You are single handed. You pop down below to make yourself a cup of tea. Everything is fine. All of a sudden the wind shifts and you gybe. The pole slams across the forestay bent; the genoa is backed and the pole is trapped under the sail. As the boat lurches you are scolded with coffee. You rush on deck to sea the wind picking up and the boat floundering.
You are confident you will soon bring things under control. However, the wind is gusting alarmingly. A squawl from the hills. You cannot get the whisker pole off to furl the sail. You look up and in horror you see a ship coming at you dead ahead. The wind gusts and the boat is knocked down. You slip and land hard on deck bruising your arm.
And so it accumulates as you experience Beare's Law of Accelerating Catastrophe at Sea - BLAC.
by Angus Beare December 15, 2008
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"Hey, they're serving fried butter sticks at this year's state fair!"
"Dear God... that's a fatastrophe."
"Dear God... that's a fatastrophe."
by Caniborrow September 29, 2009
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by Barrack Binladen April 15, 2010
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A Catastrophe Conservative believes that the monetary system will collapse so he invests in gold, seeds, and water systems. The average CC listens to Alex Jones and others who believe we are in a "Police State". He believes there is no need to pay taxes anymore and let the government dissolve. Governments to him are nothing but "Farms" for "Human Livestock". Just GOOGLE, "Most Dangerous Video On the Internet". He probably watched this video.
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