Gastropoof

To make a loud fart

damn son that young just made a loud ass gastropoof lets jump him

by Daniel May 15, 2004

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Gastro-Pub

A bar and grill that snobby d!ckheads like to over hype and touch tips in. A cleaner and more expensive Applebees/Chilis/ TGIF.

Them: “you wanna go to the gastro-pub?”
Me:” If I wanted to spend 100$ at a bar and grill I’d just go to Applebees and make some single moms night”
Them:”fair enough”

by Holdenmanutz May 15, 2024

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I walked into my roommates room and found cartons of lo mein noodles. In the corner of the room I saw what seemed to look like a body. Upon closer inspection I realized it was clothing stuffed with lo mein noodles with the crotch cut out of the pants for sexual intercourse. Oh snap! He is a gastrophiliac. f$#%.

by lo man April 20, 2011

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Gastrophonics

The bizarre sounds my stomach makes after I eat a lot of spicy food. Sometimes it sounds like there is a marching band in there.

Max: "What's with the noise, do you guys here anything?"
Sam: (Out of a sudden); "Uhm no, it's just my stomach, gastrophonics again."

Max: "Lmao, your stomach does know how to spin that shit!"

"OMG, I ATE SO MUCH, HOLD IT UP GUYS, I HAVE MY GASTROPHONICS COMING UP!"

by Epictrishax September 6, 2012

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Gastrophotistrol

When your heart fills up with pee, as defined by Robert Benfer on the podcast "Chaos Pony."

Person #1: Did you hear about (Person #3)?

Person #2: Yeah, he died pretty quickly after being diagnosed with gastrophotistrol.

by Snoogz July 19, 2014

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gastroulette

Combination of gastro- (related to the stomach) and roulette (a gamble). In short, gambling with your stomach. You might get sick from what you eat.

"I don't go to that restaurant anymore, the gastroulette odds are against me."

"Let's try that food truck. Nothing like a little gastroulette to keep things interesting."

by pistachioceanic June 13, 2016

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