gastric exorcism

When you get the atomic runs so bad you literally spend half the night on the shitter

“Yo dude I had a gastric exorcism after eating Taco Bell!”

by WonderBlox October 14, 2023

Gastric Gulping

This is a term used when describing the necessity to form ones mouth tightly around the anus of another after that person male/female has ate every gas inducing ingredient. When the gas is released it is ingested and must be kept down until it becomes a fart again. This can be repeated as many times as one likes.

Look at the fine ass on that woman! Id sure like to Gastric Gulp on that for awhile!
Oh come on don't be a Gastric Gulping fool

by NeoLux May 5, 2023

Gastric

Cool or great, particularly when pertaining to food. From the Hungarian word "Gastrick" meaning delicious meal

"I just ate six burritos"
"That's super gastric, yo"

by GreekYogurtPics February 24, 2019

gastric terrorism

The use of foodstuffs and tasty treats to inspire fatness in an individual or group of people. Common during the holiday season. While related to "diet sabotage," the nuances are slightly different.

-"Someone left an entire loaf of pumpkin bread and a platter of cake pops in the kitchen at work, this gastric terrorism is getting out of hand."

-"I'm gonna leave a chocolate chip brownie on his desk, his weak will won't be able to resist such temptation."
-"You're such a gastric terrorist."

by rud0lph December 20, 2013