gastric exorcism

When you get the atomic runs so bad you literally spend half the night on the shitter

“Yo dude I had a gastric exorcism after eating Taco Bell!”

by WonderBlox October 14, 2023

Gastric Bypass

When 2 men go butthole to butthole and one farts into the other person's butthole.

"Holy shit dude did you hear Derek and Jimmy did the Gastric Bypass?"

by Jimmybobjoe69 November 10, 2025

3lb Gastric Orgasm

The very first flatulence passed during a day. Usually proceeding to the loss off 3lbs of gas weight.

<Doug wakes up> <farts> George: Doug you just had your 3lb Gastric Orgasm.

by Certamon May 5, 2009

bite me you gastric sum bitch

when you get really mad at a fat ass person because all they do is annoy the hell out of you

Wendy: Hello
Eric: Bite me you gastric sum bitch

by Jon Johnson March 19, 2004

Saint Gastric's Day

March 18th. The Day After. Especially on college campuses.

Frank asked his prof to bump his midterm back to "man, just any day but Saint Gastric's Day."

by stanleykowalski March 18, 2013

Gastricide

Eating something you know is going to make you sicker than a dog...but you do it anyway

She knew she was committing gastricide but the double cheeseburger, hot gooey poutine and thick chocolate milk shake with extra cream seemed like just the right thing after 6 extra strong beers and 5 (or was it 6?) Tequila Slammers

by crs-w April 20, 2017

gasticle

1.while farting the air from your fart blows your balls.
2.a very gassy person(lik a sack fill with gas)

1.aj gasticled while eating his burrito.
2. God what do u have gasticles.

by u no it January 29, 2005