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Garnished taco

by anonymous July 10, 2025
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garnishtree

a chick who looks and smells like dirty smelly swamp roots.
this chick i a garnishtree.
by OXIDIZED November 24, 2011
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Garnish

"Give the petty official a garnish and he'll go away".
by Zed Numar August 30, 2021
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Garnish

An unnecessary decoration/ addition that adds no real purpose. Like the price of cilantro restaurants put on every meal.
“My headband is just a garnish to my outfit”
I don’t know why she puts her cereal in a special clear box, it’s just a garnish”
by br1tney spears April 9, 2022
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Garnishable Ratio

The ratio of your wages to how many kids you have essentially leaving you broke. A tool that is used by potential Baby Mama's to see how breedable you are. When trading up they are climbing that GR Ladder
Me : Damn bro. Dale's Baby Mama done left him. She climbing that Garnishable Ladder.

Paul :. What's his Garnishable Ratio ?

Me:. 5 kids on $50000. So he's 10000. Her new man got none on $100000.

Paul: Bitch be climbing that GR ladder.
by BandanaMan🧝 May 19, 2022
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Cinnabon garnish

When you fuck a girl all night , and nut on her face or tits. Looks like a glazed Cinnabon treat.
I fucked her doggy all night, then gave her the Cinnabon garnish.
by Mcgwicko September 5, 2016
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bed garnish

Refers to the placement of many extra pillows on a bed solely for decorative purposes, above and beyond (sometimes far beyond) what is needed for sleeping.

Very common in hotel rooms, as well as among homeowners who try to look fancy.
What’s with all this bed garnish? I only need ONE pillow to sleep!

*tosses 8 pillows on the floor*
by Davidfreesefan23 May 7, 2019
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